(Hisoka X Reader) 18+ smut

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You put on your favourite outfit before leaving the house and walking a few blocks to arrive at the shops. 

BRING A DING I LIKE YOUR CHIN 

You hear your phone ringtone and see that Gon is calling you. You pick up the phone to hear Gons enthusiastic voice.

"Y/NNNNN! Glad your okay! I was worried last time when I saw you had passed out! Do you want to hang out so-" He says before someone snatches the phone out of your hand and hangs up on poor Gon.

"Don't turn around or I'll kill you here" The voice says with a voice changer. 

(lmao Boku no pico vibes)

"Okay." You say in a shaky tone.

(OJ SHIT STFU ITS LATE I MEANT BOKU NO HERO I-)

(Also bc the Shigaraki in the shopping centre scene if it didn't make sense lol)

(mmm Shigaraki hot)

"I'll direct the walking if anyone asks, we're friends" They say, you nod your head and continue walking with him. You continue walking before turning left down an abandoned path.

"Now, on your knees" This person says. You stay frozen and don't fall to the floor. In a fast movement, you turn and face this person and punch them in the face. The person falls to the floor. You look to see Illumi with a bloody nose. 

"BITCH!" He yells before grabbing your feet and flipping you to the ground. He laughs a little before slowly walking over and towering above you.

"Illumi-" Hisoka says intervening before Illumi could do anything wrong. From the other side of the path, you see Gon and Killua running towards you. Illumi disappears quickly before things got out of hand but Hisoka stayed while Gon and Killua kept coming towards you.

"Y/N! I WAS SO WORRIED WHEN YOU SUDDENLY HUNG UP THE PHONE! WHAT HAPPENED HERE!" Gon says worried.

"Hey, Y/N are you okay, if you need you can talk to me later, for now we need to deal with Hisoka." Killua said.

"Illumi should be the one you're worried about." Hisoka says before winking at you and then disappearing as well.

"Okay nevermind, Y/N just know I care for you so if anything is on your mind you can talk to me. Gon too of course!" Killua says.

"Yeah! You can count on us Y/N" Gon says backing up Killua. A smile forms across your face until you feel pain in your face. You bring your hand up to your face and feel blood dripping down it.

(Okay short ass chapter but TYSM FOR ALL THE SUPPORT ILYY)

(Also uhm idk life.)

(I rlly need therapy but if I want it now we too broke so dad had to pay but i cant tell dad i want therapy for reasons so ill have to wait till school which also sucs bc i want a proper diagnosis of depression and whatever else but whatever)

(nay nay killua)

(uhm bye)

(we stan tommyinnit)

(and quackity)

(and schlatt and wilbur and Tubbo <3)

(ANYWAYS MORE IMPORTANTLY JUST TO CLARIFY I HAVENT SEEN BOKU NO PICO I WOULD LIKE TO SAY I HAVENT SEEN BOKU NO PICO)

(okay bye)