Hera invited Chopper, Zeb, Sabine, Kannan to a group chat.
Hera: Alright which one of you did this? Who in the Forces idea was it!
Kanan: Aw come on love you can't really think that was me!
Hera: Don't try that we both know whoever did this got the encouragement from you
Sabine: *chuckles*
(Two minutes go by)
Ezra: Zeb has been awfully quite...
Zeb: Oh no you don't get to shove me under the space pot. You're going to pay for that-
Ezra: Kanan this is all YOUR FAULT
Kanan: Oh force you HAD to bring me into this. Run!
Zeb left the group chat to chase down Ezra first. Ezra left the group chat to drop everything and run for his life.
Sabine: *laughing*
Hera: What?
Sabine: I think I have inspiration for my next piece.
Hera: lol
Kanan: *chimes in* this isn't what it looks like Hera.
Hera: Chop go track down Mr. Ring Leader
Chopper: *sarcastic grumble and speeds off*
Chopper and Kanan left the group chat.
Kanan logged back on 5 minutes later.
Kanan: HOW IS IT I CAN KILL AN INQUITHITOR, ESCAPE ORDER 66, BUT BARELY MANAGE TO STAY AWAY FROM A BEEPING GARBAGE CAN!
Kanan: And Sabine don't forget who got the supplies- OW CHOPPER!
Kanan's phone short circuited from a electricity bolt provided by Chopper
Hera: What was that about?
Sabine: This isn't what it looks like-
Hera: That line has already been used, do you still think that'll work?
Sabine: Well... *small voice* it is coming from me...
Hera: You have 5 seconds to explain yourself before I make you!
Sabine left the group chat to hide on the Ghost.
Hera: YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM ME THIS IS MY FREAKIN SHIP!
Hera left the group chat.
An hour later, everyone logged back on.
Hera: Alright who's first-
Ezra: *Points at Zeb* HE DID IT
Zeb: NO HE DID IT
Sabine: KANAN MADE ME GIVE HIM THE BOMB AND THE SPARKLERS!
Kanan: WELL YOU VOLENTEERED! AND GAVE IT AN EXTRA KICK TOO!
Sabine: NO! YOU GAVE EZRA THE LIST AND CHOP GAVE IT TO ME.
Ezra: I WOULD NEVER!
INTENSE ARGUING UNTIL KANAN REMEMBERS SOMETHING
Kanan: Wait Chop gave you the list? I gave it to Zeb.
Sabine: I never gave it an extra boost.
Ezra: It went off before I set it to.
Zeb: Now that you mention it I forgot to give Sabine the list... *Scratches head* heh, it's still in my cabin.
Chopper: *Innocent Beep*
Ezra: CHOP DID IT!
*Everyone starts yelling orders as they finally focus on something for once. Finding Chopper and blaming this whole thing on him*
Everyone left Hera alone... She was invited to another chat by unknown
Fulcrum sent Hera a private message: I received a distress call from your transport seconds ago. The Empire?
Hera replied: *facepalms* Sorry for the mix up. No, just a droid that's about to become a pile of scrap *Hears Ezra yelling in the distance* Chopper set of a bomb, honestly sometimes dealing with these rookies is worse than the Empire.
Fulcrum: lol
Fulcrum: I'm sure they will all shape up when the time is right.
Hera left the chat to stop them from throwing Chop out the airlock.
Fulcrum: *laughing at old memories* I shaped up too, eventually.
Fulcrum: *quietly*, they remind me of Anakin...
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SWR One Shots
Science FictionIt's quarantine. As a huge nerd I thought this would be fun.
