SWR One Shots

Amusement Park

If the crew went to an amusement park...

Kanan heads to the plain old Ferris wheel, taking Hera with him. All the kids separate off.

"Who wants to go through the haunted house!" Ezra shouts excitedly. Sabine elbows him, "Race you to it!". Zeb watched them run off, and scratched behind his ears, "No way, it's too dark in there," Zeb looks around longingly for a place to go, "Hello space waffles cart!".

 Meanwhile Sabine hid behind one of the props in the house and waited for Ezra to pass by, a sinister smirk worthy of Anakin Skywalker on her face.

Ezra finds an abandoned mask on the floor, and decides to add it to his collection. 

The Ferris Wheel gets stuck with Hera and Kanan at the top. Hera starts to rock the pod, laughing as the breeze cuts through her face. Kanan tries to get her to stop by reciting from memory safety procedures of the park. Hera, shocking no one, continues to fiddle around the pod.

Zeb finds one of those sumo wrestling games and kicks everyone's butts.

Sabine scares Ezra and Ezra scares Sabine at the same time, the collapse in laughter on the cold metal floor. They leave the house to go find Zeb and force him onto a coaster.

Minute 10 of being stuck on the wheel with Hera. "Hera I'm going to be sick." Kanan lies. Hera chuckles and a light bulb goes off in her head. "Kanan I bet I could get this thing moving twice as fast if I tapped into this pannel-"

"Love, please rethink that."

"Hey that's my line!" Hera gives a mock frown. Ladies and gentlemen, we have entered flirting territory.

Rex and Ashoka enter the park, and enter the shooting gallery. Rex wins by a landslide, and Ashoka challenges him to a duel of the balloon swords. Rex, unwilling to be one upped by her, accepts.

Sabine, Zeb and Ezra go on the Tilt-a-World. Zeb and Ezra on the verge of being sick when Chopper hacks the controls to make them spin faster. Sabine enjoys it and laughs at their turmoil.

Chopper takes off through the maze to escape Zeb and Ezra. Zeb barrels through relentlessly and Ezra vomits into a waste bin.

Sabine steals some of the face paint from the stand and paints the side of a tent.

Things heat up for Kanan and Hera on top of the Ferris Wheel. Minute 20 of being stuck, minute 5 of making out vigorously  and taunting each other. The wheel starts moving again, but neither notices. 

Rex and Ashoka exhaust themselves trying to empress each other. Ashoka spies an out of order rock wall in the corner of the mark while Rex was in the bathroom. She doesn't even bother to wait for Rex, just starts walking in a trance towards it. She chuckles to herself as she slips under the out of order tape.

Rex looks around for Ashoka, slightly worried about what bad idea she found. 

Hera's eyes light up when she finds go carts, and challenges Kannan to a match. Despite the rules, Hera shifts the car in wild drifts and sharp turns that make it squeal. Kannan drives neatly inside the little white lines, chugging along at his own pace.

Rex spies Ashoka free climbing a crumbling wall without a harness. He stands there, jaw dropped.

"Ashoka! What the hell!" Rex shouts up at her. Ashoka loses her grip on a rock when it just falls off. She leaps up onto one of the halfway ledges, and waves down at Rex. She shrugs.

"It looked fun, and it seemed like a good idea!" She quips, legs dangling off the edge.

"Rexter you should join me!"

"No! Couldn't you have done something like that terrifying coaster over there. Like something actually doable?"

"Oh I didn't see that! We should go on that too!" Ashoka gasps in amazement at big blue coaster that went into the clouds. Rex facepalms.

Kanan and Hera go into a photo booth. Hera of course, brings the energy, Kanan slowly loosens up. After they run out and Kanan uses his adrenaline rush to go on the slingshot with her. Ezra gets in line too, and Hera actually convinces Kanan to go on with his son instead. She stands by the TV that shows the people on the ride.

"I'm going to need 3 copies of that chaos to come."

Rex coaxes Ashoka off the rock wall to only be dragged onto a coaster where you have to sign a waver first. Though he doesn't mind much once they get in the air. Ashoka throws her hands in the air as they pick up speed.

"Commander this is actually more fun than I thought it'd be!" He says joyfully. Ashoka gives him a smirk, "We haven't even done the first drop yet."

"What?"

Sabine had convinced Zeb on the same ride, and he moaned as they looked down. You couldn't even see on the way down because a cloud was blocking your vision. 

"CAAARRRRRAAAABBBBBLLASSTTT!!!" He screamed on the way down. Rex joined him. Sabine giggled at the drop like it was child's play. She opened her eyes wide and listened to the wind whistle around her ears.

Ezra threw up again, and then got more food, again. Hera laughed as Kanan stumbled around in his dizziness. She caught him when he started to tip over, but was only pretending. His surge of confidence was still going, and he picked up Hera without warning and took off into the Spaceship 5000. Ezra faced off with Chopper in water guns, which of course Chopper just squirted at him with annoyed grumbles.

Maul walks up to a dart throwing game, and goes around popping the balloons laughing  manically. Then challenges an annoyed Kanan to a parkour race. Maul uses the force to push him back so he can win. 

"Cheater!" Kanan boos.

"What do you not understand about my profession Master Jedi?"

On the speeder ride back to the base, Ashoka and Ezra both fall asleep. Sabine lights off sparklers as they go and throws fireworks into a field. Zeb grumbles about how many times Chopper zapped him. Chopper zaps Zeb. Kanan argues with Rex about something stupid. And Hera drives back to the Ghost, knowing everyone is going to pass out before they get there.

Hera gets out at the camp and grabs two metal sheets and bangs them together. Everyone wakes up in a ramble of swears and curses. Ezra rolls out the vehicle with a puff.

"That was fun, same time tomorrow?" He says, chipper.

"Ugh my head, never again." Kanan groans, and they go their separate ways for the night.