joe commits arson in minecraft

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requested by @SidedDouble

(i'm so proud of this community,)

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samurai_onna: wait

samurai_onna: where did you guys go

d0nerkebab: sara did you lose us?

bandageboy: sara bb pls come back

pupper47: are you still at the cave?

get_stick_bugged: joe, has anyone ever mentioned how cringey your name is?

pupper47: stfu beanie bitch

samurai_onna: no im in the forest we were walking through

d0nerkebab: it's getting dark aaaaaaaa

d0nerkebab: any of you have any torches?

bandageboy: i do

bandageboy: but im gonna look for sara

bandageboy: does everyone have beds and something to build shelter with??

get_stick_bugged: i forgot mine

pupper47: dig a hole and stay there

get_stick_bugged: rude

d0nerkebab: but that's actually good advice

get_stick_bugged: oookkkkaaaayyyyyyy

samurai_onna: i have a sword so i can defend myself for a while

samurai_onna: but no torches

pupper47: so ranmaru is the only one with torches

bandageboy: shit sorry for not giving you any

get_stick_bugged: just dig a hole with me and wait for the other two

d0nerkebab: ight

d0nerkebab: then we'll just be here

pupper47: hold on i have light

d0nerkebab: light??

pupper47: trust me

get_stick_bugged: joe just make a torch with it then

pupper47: i cant

pupper47: wait one sec

samurai_onna: RANMARU IS THAT YOU?

bandageboy: THERE YOU ARE

samurai_onna: LETS GO BACK

bandageboy: OKAY UHH THIS WAY

pupper47: tadaaaaa! light

bandageboy: yeah i do see light in the distance

samurai_onna: thanks joe

samurai_onna: wait

samurai_onna: what did you do?

pupper47: wdym

samurai_onna: that strong light with no torches

get_stick_bugged: let me dig myself up again

get_stick_bugged: EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE

d0nerkebab: IM STAYING IN THE HOLE

get_stick_bugged: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

get_stick_bugged burnt to a crisp.

samurai_onna: well at least you're home

bandageboy: lets just run out of the forest

samurai_onna: good call

d0nerkebab: i am NOT going up there

d0nerkebab: im gonna dig myself away

pupper47 burnt to a crisp.

pupper47: i tried to flee :(

d0nerkebab: lmao

d0nerkebab: enslaved joe

d0nerkebab: free him

d0nerkebab: i freed him but at what cost

d0nerkebab: oh no joe is committing a͙̺ͥͭ̈r͚̈́̄s̘̫̀òͥ͋͐n̨̛̛̹̘͎̖̆̈͞

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