》 DREAM S M P 《

a w o m a n?

Sappynap

So I heard another females joining the server and is #justicePOG2020, so yeah GL Tommy-
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@georgenotfound  hey I'm there

@tommyinnit  a WOMAN?!??!?!?! #JusticePOG2020 She better be British I swear

@devilslilys  ooh-

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I shoveled spoonfuls of the gooey chocolate cake into my mouth. The clicks of my keyboard and mouse the only thing making a noise in my dim lit room, but before I thought anything else my phone buzzed loudly, shifting on my desk.
I peaked over just about to put another spoon of delicious cake-

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Oh, OH. His talking 'bout me.
Aw George's on the backround too. My mind was wild today. I mean I'm gonna be in the big squad. The dreamSMP, the chaotic, but cozy place. Ruled by there dumbass leader shlatt.
Still pissed 'bout the election, it was Wilbur, tommy and tubbo who was supposed to lead not shlatt. His a moron I swear, took down the walls and name it MANBERG? MANBERG?!??
sorry, sorry. I didnt realize how zoned out i was till i finally noticed my phone buzzing on repeat.

Wilbur's snout calling you...

I shocked by head lightly getting out of my thoughts and answered.

' yes? ' I said blankly, a little laugh coming from the British man on the otherside.

' rude much for such a...young female. ' he said clearly holding back a burst of laughter.

' I'm 17, not a baby r*tard. '
I snapped back, wilbur angered me. Always, I never knew why but he never took it serious.

' I swear you and tommy, bestfriends, bestfriends! ' he said in a excited tone.

' no, I'm not a loud obnoxious fool like him. His a man hating..bitch boy! As he'd say, then start yelling poggers or something dumb like that. '
I said quite calmly, Wilbur making zero noise at all till I heard him burst out in a loud unnecessary laughter. Hitting his hand on his solid desk and clapping his hands too.

' your fucked! My chats gonna tell his- AHHAHAHAHHHAH- his gonna " hate " you- AHHAHAHAH SNSHVVHSVJSVJ. '
I thought my headphones at the end of his sentence when a loud and odd noise hit my ears like a bus, ow. I came back, checked if he was done and glanced at my chat, i was streaming of course.

doggoh03 
he knows-

Tommyinnitsdad  
OH SHIT F

User7575
LiL's ded, oop-

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Sarabiscuits
When you join the game, run, they may not want him there but he'll get you and kill you >:O

Well I'm clearly screwed.

' my chats freaking out Wilbur! This is all your fault I swear to god. ' I hissed at him, his laughs dying down to chuckled and giggles. But I just rolled my eyes and smiled slightly.
It was pretty silent, and very awkward. Me and wilbur had a past and we were finally becoming friends again so it wasnt smooth like before.
But after all the silence I broke the cold packed ice.

' I'm gonna go join the SMP, wanna join me?. ' I said intrigued in how this will go.

' sure. You ready for everyone and tommy- ' he said to tease me. So I stayed silent and hoped on minecraft.

' im terrified, absolutely terrified will. ' I spun on my chair, I was actually anxious.

' Be yourself Lil. just you! they'll like you...
He paused
' eventually. '

With that I was so uncertain, with wilbur already on. I would join alone, the new kid on the block. A new prey or meal to some, to others a friend maybe a ally. I clicked the server and gasped in fear, checking my chatter and thanking some donators. I then went to discord and saw shlatt, quality, george, wilbur, tubbo and tommy. So I decided to join.

' tommy, you made a deal! Now broke i- ' shlatt paused, and made a confused grunt.

' everyone freeze, no more chaos. Shes here. "
They all went silent, I spawned on a wooden pathway, looking at the built country.

' GIRL. GIRL. GIRL, TOMMY ITS A GIRL-'

' SHUT UP TUBBO! '
Tommy interrupted the high pitched British boy. His silly mic on clearly.

' hello,,, boys. '
I said slowly, small gasps coming from the group of boys as ran around the world looking for them.

'  Shes British everyone! Fuckin called it! YES! wait- she- she called me a bitch boy? And a fool? '
He said pretending to read his chat clearly, once I got close to them in the GAME Tommy crouched and slowly walked over.

' yes, yes i did tommyinnit.
And I very much meant it. '
I said standing my ground and pulled out a stone sword I found in a random chest...in someone's house clearly.
He tried to speak but stuttered, he was baffled.

Third person pov

Tommyinnit for the first time was baffled by her confidence and stubbornness. Maybe even impressed. He uncrouched and got close to her characters face. Silence, so much silence  I feel giggles from quakity or shlatt but they're immature and dont get the tension.

' join me, Wilbur, tub-

' what? '

' TECHNOBLADE. Be one of us, build back the true l'manberg or now. Pogtopia. '
He looked at her in sincerity.
She nodded at him, and he backed away.

Lilith's pov

' HAHAH SHLATT THOUGHT- '
I started yelling, a quiet excited squeal coming from tommy. Shlatt's charcter started having stroke, his head twitching and then it just stopped.

' GET HER BOYS. '
Shlatt yelled with his echo mic. George, quality and tubbo pulled out weapons as I turned to wilbur and Tommy.

' go ... '
I said sadly. Wilbur bolted as I said that, Tommy did too but stopped and looked back. I nodded, winking at my camera, the chat spammed  "meme Lil'".

' BYE BITCHES. THIS LAND IS OURS. '
I said Hysterically as explosions went off, the White House and election place exploded, I just bolted. When tommy heard he started laughing so hard. Wilbur too. They seemed so proud of  me  for no reason. Or maybe it was nothing to me.

' SHES DUMB GODDESS.'