SEND HELP MY SISTER IS A VSCO GIRL

The beginning

I should've known. This started about maybe a month ago? It all started when my tshirts went missing. I checked the laundry, and all my drawers, expecting them to be hidden. Nope, so I checked my sister's room. I find her wearing MY vans tshirt, which is way too big for her. I ask her why she stole my tshirt, and she says "it's for the look." I then ignore her for a while, until I start to hear sksksk and I oop come up in conversation more often. Again, I don't bother. The final straw was when I was just studying and sipping on a Starbucks beverage, when she walks up to me and swiftly yeets my plastic straw into the trash can with a well-timed "and I oop! Save the turtles, big bro!" I then commence to ask her why the hell she threw away my beverage-to-mouth tube. She then repeats "to save the turtles! But, you can have my metal straws. Sksksk and I oop!" And then plops a metal straw in my drink. It would have been fine, but I don't think she understands that you have to wash it, because then my iced coffee tasted like orange juice. Delightful.