SEND HELP MY SISTER IS A VSCO GIRL

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The zoom call. Oh lord, the zoom call. So, her room is being repainted, so she goes into my room to take her zoom call with her 5 friends. I tried to put in my earbuds to drown it out, but noooooo. Apparently, no matter how loud, music WILL NOT drown out the sound of 5 12 year olds basically yelling "SKSKSKSKSK AND I OOP SAVE THE TURTLES HYDROFLASKS REUSABLE STRAWS THATS THE TEA SIS" every 5 seconds. After I couldn't stand it, i was almost about to leave when she says "omg we should give my brother a vsco girl makeover!" In my brain, that triggered a fight or flight response. But, she dragged me over to my desk table, and begun. I had my eyes closed the whole time, but when I opened them, MY GOD IT WAS LIKE A HORROR MOVIE MONSTER. I had my short orange hair tied to one side with a pastel scrunchie  threatening to fall out, a tie dye top slipped over my black tee, a shitload of lip gloss, and 20+ scrunchies on both wrists. All of her friends were either laughing their tiny asses off or complimenting me on my "totally vsco makeover". I would show you a pic, but I was too busy dying internally.