SEND HELP MY SISTER IS A VSCO GIRL

My brain cells are gone.

A few weeks after that, I decide that she and I should take a walk in the park, because the quarantine was OBVIOUSLY messing with her head, so she brings her Kanken backpack with her for a walk. It seems unnecessary, but I didn't care. So, in the middle of the walk, she meets this other girl. She basically gives her half of her scrunchies, a tshirt, and about 3 tubes of Burt's Bees, and the poor girl is just sitting there, with her arms full of stuff and a permanent stunned expression. I, of course, make her get all her stuff back, and we stop at 7-11 to get some snacks. She makes a giant fuss about getting these Eco-friendly earbuds. They're made with cherry wood and blue hemp cord, but they're super expensive. So, we leave those alone, and get a slurpee instead. She tells the cashier to use a metal straw, because "save the turtles!" And he just rolls his eyes and gives her no straw. We then walk back home, and I'm sitting there regretting my life choices.