PW:AA is based off of yaoi or something so I made this lmao
Edgeworth was just leaving th e court after his stupid ass fucking case over cheesecake or something. "Uwu looks like I won again, motherfucker" Edgeworth said, mockingly. "Stfu the only reason why u won was because u said ketchup was a smoothie" Phoenix hissed back. "Stfu before I superglue ur asshole closed and spike ur food with laxatives" Tails continued idk, "DO IT PUSSY" Phoenix snapped. Honey u got a big storm coming lmao
~ Like 2 hours later after nicks asshole magically gets glued ~
"WHERES MY FUCKING FOOD" Phoenix kept yelling like the bitch baby he is that's why he has like no friend s lmao. "STFU ITS DONE BITCJ." Miles said back.
Bolded: Miles
Regular text: Phoenix
"YOU COOKED MY NUGGIES WORKG"
"Cringe"
"STFU UR GAY" loudly chews food.
"I need to take a fat ass shit brb"
"..."
Phoenix fucking dashed at the bathroom door, he was about to give birth to his shit baby on the toilet.
"HNGNGNGGGNGNGG&,&:/99-"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP."
"MY ASSHOLE IS GLUED SHUT OMWW IM CROYYINYN"
"🗿"
- 3 hours later I'm rushing to get this out stfu -
Phoenix still on he toilet ig idfk I'm tired:
"What should we name da baby uwuwuwuwuwu"
Miles fucking shoots the baby
THE END MOTHERFUCKERS
YOU ARE READING
Phoenix kills all his friends with no remorse
HumorEdgeworth x Phoenix crack fic or somwthinf idk it's an inside joke
