The Brony Life- movie script first draft (WIP)

Act 1Scene 1

The Brony Life

Characters: Jackson, Chelsea, REX, FREDRICK, ELIZABETH, JEFFERY, MLP: FiM cast
[The scene fades in to a bland room with nothing in it. It has pale tan walls and oak floors with matching doors with bronze knobs. Jackson stands in the middle of the room, holding a ripped Applejack plushie, the head severed and in his other hand. Jackson looks like he was crying, but sniffs and looks up at the camera.]
Jackson: Hello. I'm Jackson, and I've just suffered a big loss! In case you haven't noticed from the title, I'm a brony. And for those who don't know what a brony is, a "brony" is a person over the age of 6 who likes My Little Pony. I'm very open about it, as y'all can tell.
Life as a brony isn't easy, but can be quite fun! For instance, my adopted sister Chealse is also an MLP fan, a pegasister as the fandom calls female members. One day, a pretty normal day, I got up for school, only to be surprised by what awaited me...
[The scene fades out to black.]
Scene ii

Setting: an old town in rural Minnesota, a few years in the future. Jonathan's house

[Jackson is sleeping in his bed, surrounded by My Little Pony plushies. His Applejack alarm clock strikes 8:00 , and the real Applejack starts yelling at him.]

Applejack: COME ON, partner! Get your plot outta bed and get ready for school! Y'all a test today!
Jackson: *grumbles* Great. A test. Thanks for the heads up, AJ.
Applejack: No problem! Say, why don't you stand up to that Rex feller and show him what's what?
Jackson: Because, AJ, if I do, he'll throw me into a trash bin!
Applejack: Oh. Well so what? I'll whoop his hind into next week!
Jackson: That would be a bad idea, AJ.
Applejack: Why is that, sugarcube?
[Chealse walks in, wondering who Jonathan is talking to, and gasps. Rainbow Dash is flying circles around the room, making the ceiling fan sway back and forth.]
Chealse: Jack? Why is Rainbow Dash flying around your bedroom?
Rainbow Dash: Because, Chealse, it's fun! I can't just be bored and lay on the floor all day! I have a life, you know!
Applejack: Rainbow, you have no room to talk! These folks saved us from Twilight's treachery! Now we have a responsibility to keep these folks safe without the entire world knowing about us!
[Rainbow looked down at the floor, defeated, and mumbled an "okay" and landed.]
Rainbow Dash: I'm sorry, Chealse. Can you forgive me?
[Jackson shakes his head in confusion, trying to understand what was going on. Before AJ is about to say something, he interrupts.]
Jackson: WHAT is going on around here! Why are you in my bedroom?!
[Applejack seems taken aback, stepping away from Jackson a little.]
Rainbow Dash: Because we're Equestrian! Duh! You of all po- er, people, should know that!
Applejack: We used the mirror that I'm positive you're familiar with to get away from Twilight.
[Pinky Pie bounces in, a cookie in her mouth. Her face drops and her mane and tail go flat when she hears Twilight's name.]
Pinky Pie: Why're you talking about her? After all the dung she did to us?! After all the dung she put us through?!
Jackson: What're you talking about?
Chelsea: Yeah, what did she do?
Rarity: [trotting into the room] We shan't speak of it!
Applejack: [rolls eyes]
Rarity: What?
Applejack: you are such a drama queen!
Rarity: I think I have a right to be, given the circumstances!
Jackson: She does have a point.
Applejack and Rainbow Dash: CAN IT
[Jackson recoils, looking to Rarity sympathetically and back at RD and AJ. Sunset Shimmer trots in, her ketchup and mustard mane bouncing like a latex ball and string.]
SS: No, she's right. If anything, you, Rainbow Dash, should be the one being a drama queen! You were closer to her than anypony here-- er-- everypony except Pinky.
Chelsea: Wait a minuet, what happened to make you guys flee to our world?
[The five ponies shifted their weight to and fro, refusing to talk.]
Jackson: A better question is: where's Fluttershy?
[Rainbow Dash started tearing up, then started crying outright.]
Applejack: [tearing up as well] S-she didn't make it. She was executed about a moon ago.
Chelsea: EXECUTED?! That's outrageous! She was one of Twilight's best friends!
Rarity: Exactly! Twilight decreed that we were making her too soft for the throne, and decided to kill us off one by one!
Pinky Pie: she made us watch too! [sobs]

[Chelsea looks at the five ponies symathetically, then a look of determination spreads across her face and a fire burns in her eyes]

Chelsea: Looks like we got ourselves an alicorn to catch!

[The moment is fouled with the sound of a bus honking off-camera. Pinky Pie perks up and beams.]

Pinky Pie: Bus is here! [trots off camera]

Sunset Shimmer: Wait! Pinky!

[Sunset trots off-camera as well, and the scene fades to black to Sunset and Pinky grunting and the sound of glass and porcelain breaking.]
Pinky Pie: Ow! Sunset!!