Newsies go to the beach
so the newsies have been working 'real hard' (not really they just want a new place to reek havoc) so they decide on going to the beach.
Davey: sorry I can't I have homework.
Jack: cool I'll bring my art supplies
Everyone: NO WHY CANT YOU JUST NOT DO THAT AND WE CAN BE NORMAL
Jack: ... y'all tap dance at restaurants...
Everyone *looking at each other*: that's not normal?
So they went to the beach and forbid jack to bring his art supplies. But with jack being jack... of course he brings a crumpled sticky note, stub pencil, and stuck the sticky in a book and pretended to be reading and taking notes.
Somehow the others don't realize that jack can't read anything beyond bassic English.
Or the girls checking him out.
Until Spot notices the latter.
Spot: WHY DO CHICKS FIND TROUBLED ARTISTS SO ATTRACTIVE?!
So spot tries to draw, it doesn't work, so he tries to throw Jack into the ocean. It doesn't work because jack is tall, and Spot is a race's short stack of waffles.
Albert plays volleyball like a regular surfer dude, and so he tries to teach the rest of the newsies, but it ends with them all having an intense phobia of remotely round objects, as well as nets
Romeo tries to flirt with the life guards, but it always ends with their significant other whacking him with a surf board. After this happens, he'll console himself by building sandcastles with Les; and then go right back for another round.
Katherine is- wait a sec where is she? *checks with producers* Oh ok, we've just gotten word that the girl with the bright pink spotted, striped bathing suit with a bow tie is her ignoring all the others and here purely for "the business retreat."
All the newsies have been begging Crutchie to go in the water. But he says he can't cause of his crutch, so they pooled their money together to bye him a big floaty so he could go in the water without swimming. They fought like hell when the lifeguards tried to confiscate it, and all in all, Crutchie could keep on floating.
(the moment I've been waiting for) they had to D R A G him over, he's been clinging to the top of the umbrella, biting his cigar for dear life, please welcome racetrack higgins.
Spot: aww what is it bae are you scarred?
Race (riddled with voice cracks): yes and you should be too!
Albert (to Spot): I know this is kinda his thing, but how much ya wanna he won't get in?
Race: *jumps from post and sprints into the water*
Jojo: WAIT RACE YA AIN'T SUPPOSED TA GO IN *splash* *sigh* with your clothes on.
Racetrack lost his cigar that day. they all searched through the water and sand, except Katherine.
Kath: recent studies have shown that-
Literally everyone: YOU CAN'T COME BETWEEN A PERSON AND THERE DEADLY ADDICTIONS THAT ONLY HURTS THE PEOPLE THEY CARE ABOUT KATHERINE HAVE YOU EVEN SEEN DEH, HAMILTON, CHICAGO, OLIVER, PHANTOM OF THE OPERA, LES MIS-
However, technically Spot won his and Alberts unofficial bet, so he used the money to by Race a new box.
