(not all of the newsies are in this I'm sorry)
After Ad 1:
Jack: it's like walmart willy wonka
Davey: isn't he dutch?
Albert: if willy wonka and an oompa loompa had a baby...
Elmer *terrified whisper*: I can never unsee this.
After ad 2:
Spot: imagine a clown chased you home at night... with a chainsaw
Katherine: aim for the eyes
Crutchie: CALL THE POLICE
Les *in luxury resort front desk lady energy*: Hello 911 what's your emergency?
Race: HELLO FBI THERE'S A SOCIOPATHIC CLOWN THAT WANTS MY FRENCH FRIES
and I'm doing this now. comment below which is your favorite quote, guess which one I said, and if you want me to continue this or if I should burn it.
