Whose president is that? I think I know.
Its owner is quite angry though.
He was cross like a dark potato.
I watch him pace. I cry hello.
He gives his president a shake,
And screams I've made a bad mistake.
The only other sound's the break,
Of distant waves and birds awake.
The president is Rude, mean and deep,
But he has promises to keep,
Tormented with nightmares he never sleeps.
Revenge is a promise a man should keep.
He rises from his cursed bed,
With thoughts of violence in his head,
A flash of rage and he sees red.
Without a pause I turned and fled
-Wilbur soot
P rofessional killers kill.
R ival leaderships begin.
E vil fiends scum.
S uccessive deaths drown.
I njured victims discriminate.
D omestic dogs sentence.
E ffective killers kill.
N umerous deaths dice.
T ragic victims subject.
-Niki
Dear Schlatt
You fuckin Twat
I hope you burn down
So we can finally be safe and sound
Though I do bid you good luck
You president goo
Since half of your people
Have already betrayed you
Fuckin bitch
-Tommyinnit
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I thought this would be a funny idea, the braver l'manberg group write poems about Schlatt on how evil he is and how they want him gone and what nots. I laughed so much at Tommys one though. :)
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