One and only ; George Weasley

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"Did you do it?" George asked when I basically ran back to him outside of the door to the Great Hall.

"He wouldn't know it was me." I said, making George smile at me.

Then he basically roared as he picked me up and spun me around, making me laugh loudly.

"Gosh I'm so proud of you!" He said, putting me down again. He took my face in his, kissing me.

"What did you two do?" Kathleen asked, her and Fred approaching us while students started entering the Great Hall for the welcome feast. We had made a short cut from the train, running all the way, hand in hand just so we could plant a prank. The first prank of the year and professor Snape is the target.

"Nothing!" George and I said in unison in the same tone.

"Wait." Fred said. "You did a prank, didn't you? And without me? How dare you!"

"I have no idea what you're talking about." I lied, taking George's hand before leading him into the Great Hall, Fred and Kathleen following us.

We sat down at the Gryffindor table and I nudged George's shoulder when Dumbledore entered the room once all students were sat down. But Dumbledore wasn't the reason I nudged him. I meant Snape who walked behind him along with all the other teachers.

"This is going to be an absolute thrill." George whispered to me before pecking my cheek.

"Seriously, what are you up to?" Kathleen asked us. "As the mature one in this group and the one who keeps everyone together, I demand to know."

We didn't get to answer her. The teachers were all standing up in front of their chairs and as Dumbledore walked over to the center to give his annual speech, the teachers sat down and a loud farting noise filled the room.

George and I both broke into laughter, soon followed by the entire room. Even Fred couldn't help but laugh but Kathleen was just annoyed, rolling her eyes at us.

Every teacher, including Dumbledore and what looked like a new one, looked at Snape who to our pleasantness, looked very angry. He stood up, turning around and picked up the whoopee cushion that he had picked up, then turned back around, holding it up.

"Quiet!" Dumbledore roared and the entire room turned as quiet as a mouse.

"If I may say a few words, headmaster." Snape said in his cold and boring tone. Dumbledore stepped aside and gestured towards the stand while Snape approached. "Who does this belong to?"

Professor Snape looked over the silent room, mostly looking towards us at the Gryffindor table. Fred and George had always been known for their pranks and in the past couple of years, I had been joining it.

Snape looked at the whoopee cushion and then looked up again, his eyes focused on George.

"Property of George Weasley." He said and I instantly looked at my boyfriend.

"You made me use one with your name on it?" I whispered/hissed at him.

"I didn't even know it had my name on it." He whispered back. "It's probably my mum's work."

Fred clamped a hand over his mouth and George sent him a glare as Snape approached our table.

"Mr Weasley." Snape said once he stood on the other side of table, right behind Fred and Kathleen. "This is certainly one of your more brainless pranks."

"It wasn't his prank." I said and stood up. "I put it there."

"I gave it to her." George said and joined me by standing up.