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NASTY EGGS :(

ronweasleys
alright someone come clean

notsolongbottom
?

ronweasleys
who keeps smuggling diff types of
coffee to my dorm like its been MONTHS
and they seem to come up randomly and i know
they're probably george n fred WIPs
but how do they get here 😐

theboywholived
dk what u talking about mate

blaisezabini
i dont really care that much to smuggle those in

malfoydraco
certainly not me either

lovegoods-
not me!

deandeandean
why dont u drink it?? it could be
just normal coffee

ronweasleys
no theres too many
too sus

seaseamus
i'll have them then

hermionegrangersinsta
maybe your sister?

ronweasleys
oh bet

✧

ronweasleys
i have had enough 😐

ginnyweeny
u and me both 😐

ronweasleys
i know its u who keeps bringing
fred n george's coffees these past few
months i just never really cared
but now its kinda concerning
i will never drink them

ginnyweeny
dumbass
u are dumb
u are dumbest bloke ive ever met
dumbest like D U M B E S T

ronweasleys
WRF DOD I DO
I JUST SOLVED A CASE
AND U JUST FOT CAUGHT
call me sherlock holmes n maybe
u can be my john watson

ginnyweeny
that is such an insult to sherlock's name
esp when u didnt even solve it

ronweasleys
BRUH its fine just pretend
to the twins that ive been drinking them

ginnyweeny
ITS NOT FROM THEM
HONESTLY AND U CALL URSELF
THEIR BROTHER??? U DONT WVEN KNOW
WHAT THEY'RE WORKING ON???

ronweasleys
IF ITS NOT FROM THEM THEN WHO

ginnyweeny
yeah who do u keep mentioning that
you're tired or stressed to

ronweasleys
wtf kinda question is that
i say that to everyone

ginnyweeny
and we all ignore it
yeah well whos the only one that listens

ronweasleys
.........
.....right
well whatever doesnt matter

ginnyweeny
didnt ur dumb mind ever think that
hey maybe instead of assuming n throwing
them away every single time maybe
i could ask who its from
AND MAYBE U WOUDKNT HAVE
TO FIDN OUT MONTHS LATER

ronweasleys
OK WHATEVER IDC NOW
didnt think she wojld go that far
into poisoning me

ginnyweeny
she is certainly not that good enough
at potions to be able to poison u
sorry y/n bae xxxxxxx 😘😘😍

ronweasleys
i'll tell her u said that
wait
nvm

ginnyweeny
ugh u are dumb
didnt ir ever occur to u that
maybe she would always get
every type of coffee available bc
she didn't know what YOU liked?

ronweasleys
shut up
she doesnt care that much

ginnyweeny
no ron
she just shows how much she likes u
thru her actions instead of meaningless
words :/

ronweasleys
MY WORDS ARENT MEANINGLESS
I MEAN THEM FROM MY HEART
U DONT KNOW ALLCTHE SHIT
IVE LEFT UNDELIVERED

ginnyweeny
maybe if you didnt leave them
undelivered u could have a girl rn
but look where we are

ronweasleys
can u stop rubbing it in
whatever
she doesnt even like me
and ive just had enough

ginnyweeny
YOU need to apologise
shes honestly trying behind the
scenes okay no one just realises
because all they see online
is different and she feels as if
she has to be entertaining everyone

ronweasleys
well its def easy to just say
her feelings online too

ginnyweeny
how would she know if
u were still faking ur flirty ass
personality?????? she got mfing
trust issues ok

ronweasleys
no
whatever ive moved on

ginnyweeny
thats the funniest joke uve ever said 💀
its literally been 2 days thats impossible

ronweasleys
have more faith in me

ginnyweeny
go apologise for calling her a
bitch and actuallt grow some balls
and seriouslt TALK to her for a change

ronweasleys
ok fine

ginnyweeny
and when u talk
actually be serious
and actually be honest
don't let shit go undelivered

ronweasleys
why are u so mature for your age

ginnyweeny
ON GOD U ARE SO ANNOYING