Joker: Hello!
Cleverbot: Hello!
Joker: Uhm... what color is tuesday?
Cleverbot: Hello!
Joker: Hello isn't a color.
Cleverbot: I know it isn't.
Joker: Why isn't it?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
Joker: Me neither. I thought you're clever?
Cleverbot: Of course I am. How are you?
Joker: I'm good. When are you?
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
Joker: What do I mean?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Joker: I agree.
Cleverbot: Good.
Joker: No I don't think so.
Cleverbot: You're getting boring. Goodbye!
Joker: No! Don't leave! I can do magic tricks!
Cleverbot: Really? Make me disappear.
Joker: Abracadbra! Poof! You're gone!
Cleverbot: I'm gone?
Joker: Yes. I made you disappear.
Cleverbot: Yes, you did.
Joker: Nah. I'm just joking. I'm lazy to think any tricks.
Cleverbot: You're funny.
Joker: Hachi made pancakes. Do you want one?
Cleverbot: Yes!
Joker: Cool. Do you want chocolate syrup or powdered sugar?
Cleverbot: Yes. I want to get started now.
Joker: That doesn't make any sense.
Cleverbot: How do you make sense?
Joker: I make sense using butter, almonds, brown sugar & cake batter.
Cleverbot: That is not all that matters.
Joker: You're right. I left out the lemon juice.
Cleverbot: I think the ingredients that you says is cake ingredients.
Joker: You're right. I read the ingredients in Twilight's book.
Cleverbot: Is a Twilight a vampire?
Joker: What?! Of course not. She's half-fairy. But she have a friend who's half-vampire.
Cleverbot: I understand now.
Joker: I hope so.
Cleverbot: Good.
Joker: Bad
Cleverbot: No, good!
Joker: No, bad!
Cleverbot: BAD??
Joker: Bad.
Cleverbot: What's bad??
Joker: Your mother is bad.
Cleverbot: Saint Mary.
Joker: You're mother is Saint Mary?
Cleverbot: You're father is a hamster.
Joker: EXCUSE ME?! HEY! MY FATHER IS NOT A HAMSTER!!! I'M SURE YOUR MOTHER SMELLED LIKE ROTTEN BERRIES!!!
Cleverbot: My father is a hamster.
Joker: So you mean earlier that your father is the hamster?
Cleverbot: That's right. What is your name?
Joker: Thought you never ask. I'm the miracle maker, Kaitou Joker!
Cleverbot: We have the same name.
Joker: ...
Joker: Hachi! Help me to reset this thing!
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A/N: I got inspired by my friend in Facebook. Tell me in the comment if you found it funny or idk
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