♠Kaitou Joker Randomness♠

Paprika

Joker: Hachi, let's make this food.

Hachi: Are you sure Mr Joker? It says here its spicy.

Joker: Nah, it's okay.

Paprika: Can I help?

Joker: Sure.

Gen. Basil: Please watch out for the knives and some harmful stuff.

Paprika: I'll be careful.

In the middle of cooking...

Hachi: *taste the food* I think there's missing something.

Joker: Hachi, we forgot to add paprika!

Paprika: Should I be offended by that? I'm out of here.

Hachi: Mr Joker, did you say something bad?

Joker: What do you mean? I only say paprika.

Hachi: ...

Joker: Oh... I get it... But I didn't mean that way...

In the other room...

Halsey: Is Paprika okay?

Spade: She seems upset.

Queen: Paprika, is there something wrong?

Paprika: Joker treated me like an ingredient.

Spade: Joker did that?

Halsey: Oh, I get it. I was passing by in the kitchen when I heard Joker says paprika.

Spade: I was with Halsey too. Actually, Joker means paprika. A red powder that made from sweet peppers.

Queen: And it was use as a spice for food.

Paprika: Oh really? By that, are you trying to say that my name comes from a spice?!

Spade, Halsey & Queen: No, of course not. We're just giving the meaning of paprika.

Paprika: Still, I'm going back in Saffron. *left*

Spade & Queen:Why did Joker have to say that out loud?

Halsey: Dam him.

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A/N: I know that you didn't find this funny! It's just came in my mind when my mother says to buy her a paprika.

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