SAO Harem x male reader [Completed]

chapter 7 (Dragon shit)

June 24,2024 floor 48:Lindas

Asuna POV

Well today I went to sharpen my sword at my friends

Asuna:thanks Liz you do such great work I don't why we don't spend time together?
Liz:cause I refuse the safety of my shop and you keep selfishly declining my authors to stay with me and live in my closet like some adorable bogey man

Asuna:*blushes* alright I knew it was something for some reason Lisbeth got awful close and said
Liz:hmmm what's this since when did you start wearing earrings
Asuna:oh god where are you going with this
Liz:trying to empress a master swords man I see so that he can plant his sword in your cave of wonders do battle with the fearsome dragon of with in well I was I don't know what to say except

Asuna:why is there a dragon in that metaphor? And we are done here! But Lisbeth wanting to stay says
Liz:wait don't go I need details women I live through you your sex life is my sex life
Asuna:seriously Liz because we are friends I am begging you to leave the shop meet some one anyone it can't be worse than what this place has done to you i said as i left

Lisbeth POV

Maybe she's right maybe I should

Liz:leave the shop haha why would I do that I mean I meet so many nice people right here

Third POV

Well at that very moment a girl with a steamy attitude yelled

Kirita:hellooo! Is any one here can I get some good damn service
YN:kirita calm down and wai-
Kirita: you have exactly 30 seconds to come out before I burn this place to the ground!
YN:why do I even try

Kirita:one! Two! Three! She goes to the main stop to see

Kirita:twenty eight, twenty nine!
Liz:I'm sorry si-shes distracted by your extraordinary handsome face until you
YN:hey can you continue what you where saying please

Liz:oh yes something I can help you with gentlemen kirita mad as hell says
Kirita:I am a Lady how dare you assume I am male
Liz:well your lack of um um che
YN:chest I know she's flat
Kirita:hey why take her side and I thought you are reformed
YN:I am but that doesn't stop me from making fun of you chest

Liz:as I was saying what can I do for you
Kirita:well is the black Smith in I need to make a costume order
Liz:yes your looking at her
Kirita:ah of course my apologises I should have instantly known by your traditional black Smithing hop skirt made it a dead give away
YN:kirita don't be rude I'm sorry for her but she's a crazy one

Liz:si*kirita draws her sword a little* I mean miss either tell me your order or I'll assume its a knuckle sandwich with like a sword In it
Kirita/YN;what?
Liz:well in don't know can I help you two
YN:for I no need but for my girlfriend here yes you know no one knows how my sword looks like isn't that weird
Author:it is it really is but they have to wait until the grand finale

Kirita:well I need a sword that's as good or better than this one shows her her sword I used to have one that fit the bill but
YN:no it never happened

Liz:well this is the narlyest sword you can he from a monster drop
YN:I'm sorry narlyest she thinks for a second and takes a sword and gives it to kirita who ends up

Liz:nooooooooo she says seeing the sword kirita broke she takes the handle from kirita as she tries to but the sword vanishes into light pieces as you say

YN:looks like you won't be saving the president kirita after that you saw that the best way was to make a knew one from scratch so you had to go to a

Floor 55:western mountain

Liz:why is this mountain so freaking cold
Kirita:I don't know maybe because its a mountain god I hate escort missions
Liz:then why aren't you cold smartass
Kirita:well you see me and YN equipped this item called pants
YN:Lisbeth here take this you hand her a coat

Liz:thanks YN
Kirita:yeah yeah why did I have to go I had to make sure it works and you don't put pipe in this one😡
YN:hey that was the old me but I'm still a man so let's go before it gets dark
Liz:okay we will be back before it actually gets dark right

You reached the place but miss Lizbeth was happy to be outside until kirita

Kirita:this is a boss room Liz so don't go running off a head looks Like something triggered her so she stops playing around and says

Liz:your right I'm sorry I don't know what I was thinking
YN:I'm sorry for her behavior but please get your teleport crystal ready so that I can shock the dragon
Liz:what can't fight that thing alone!

YN:do it sachi!! She's spooked out a little by your outburst and you just pat her head and get into position with kirita

Well you got dropped into a hole by the dragon because Lisbeth distracted you and Lisbeth told you the real reason why she stays in her shop after kirita wanting to kill herself from listening to her problem's so after that you guys feel a sleep

Small Timeskip morning Lisbeth POV

As I awoke from my slumber found a the stranger and his so annoying girlfriend digging through the snow but I didn't pay attention to her all I wanted was to see his muscles deep with in me wanted to display feeling I haven't felt in many moons it is at that moment of the temperature what I'm I doing stop it stop it

Liz:so YN what are you doing
YN:well me and kirita had a hunch and we found
Liz:the material we need to make her sword
YN:knew it but its funny its just dragon fasces
Liz: what
Kirita:its dragon shit hahahahahahaha she throws the material to kirita in disgust "relax your warring virtual gloves over virtual hands holding something that came out of a mythical creature speaking of which looks like our rides here the dragon comes into the hole you where and you grab Liz and ride it into the sky as Lisbeth says admiring the sky

Liz:its so beautiful I would have never seen something like this if I stayed in my shop thank you YN kirita for helping me face my fears *she hugs you as you kirita are more concerned about*

Both;grab the crystal Liz grab the crystal Liz *high pitch in tone* grab the crystal

You reach at her shop makes kirita's sword for free even just as she was about to say something to you Asuna comes in the shop and engulfed her friend in a hug as she says

Asuna:Liz oh my god I was worried you didn't hear the rest cause after their conversion she ran out of her shop but you where certain it was

YN:racist kirita go after her
kirita:why me
YN:just go she goes there and they have a meaningful-ish conversion until kirita told her she named her new sword the

Kirita:sun light heart
Liz:awww thanks kirita that's beautifu-
Kirita:so I came up with a better name I called it the piece of shit...dragon shit that is LMAO trade mark Lisbeth

Liz:why would you do that
Kirita:well I would never miss to drag your name through the mud and think of this every time a person makes a dragon poop sword thru will think of you
Liz:your truly a bitch and
Kirita:oh forgot your a good person and no one should never bring you down and plus will you join YN'S harem I see your a good candidate
Liz:really you think I should join
Kirita:yes do you accept
Liz:oh damn Skippy I do

Kirita:great
Liz:I can't wait! To sleep with YN!
Kirita:yeah wait what!

End of chapter second day of updates done just know every time I update its night so I usually really tired after a busy day but I try my best to update and thank you for reading