SAO Harem x male reader [Completed]

chapter 14 side story (happy Halloween special)

Third POV

It is Halloween time in sao the kids were asleep and the only people left are

Yn:strippers,hoes and sexy devil's and angels its time for teens!! And

Kliean:young adults to go to the biggest party

All:ever!! Everyone was heading to the pub that only opens on Halloween ran by a AI named

Yn:khumbo kunje my man give me another drink *hands him a drink* and says

Khumbo:woah Yn slow down if you keep drinking like that someone might have to carry you out and that's most likely kirita cause Asuna is too intoxicated to

Asuna: hey

Kirita:his right don't forget we have a raid tomorrow this is your second Halloween in here and your still acting like a fat frat boy on saint Patrick's day

Yn:i can't help it if I'm happy so leave me alone my no chest girlfriend even the Loli had more chest than you

Kirita:why you *draws sword alittle* you freeze up as khumbo tries to calm her down he succeds as kirita goes to party elsewhere so you say

Yn:thanks man but khumbo why do you open your pub only on Halloween's like this place is amazing

Khumbo:well maybe because i never and will never get to celebrate it so the game decided to design me as this pub owner who only guides others to treasure but can never fully attain it he says shinning the beer glasses you hearing this says

Yn:well fuck man sorry he was genuinely surprised cause he thought you would

Khumbo:i thought you would say "hey man that's going to change today cause I'm going to help you celebrate it"

Yn:well i never told you to tell me about you celebrating this damn holiday i just asked why you only open on Halloween cause this pub has the best booze

Khumbo:well man Fuck you asshole i thought you would genuinely care but no your just a asshole

Yn:damn right khumbo i don't give a fuck kirita tell him how many fucks i do not give

Kirita:zero!

Yn:you heard her zero so shut up and pour me more beer you said holding up your glass

Timeskip

After that hell of a party everyone went home the only one's left were you and kirita but kirita was dragging your drunk ass home while saying

Kirita:i always have to drag your ass home why do i even see in you you always insult my chest but i still love you anyways

Yn:cause I'm YN mother-- you see khumbo the ai bartender on the door of his pub while mist covers the pub he smiles and says

Khumbo:we will meet again YN! *Voice changes to a auto tone demon voice* sooner or later the pub and him disappear into the mist you blinking twice get up and start running home with kirita trying to catch up behind you saying

Kirita:wait up YN i can't keep up why are you so scared all of the sudden she says trying to catch up but ends up hearing

Khumbo:*demon voice* hahahaha hahahaha hahaha happy Halloween sao happy Halloween hehehe *cough* shit i swallowed a bug *cough* hahaha he says as the Halloween special ends

Author:hope you liked it not my best so deal with me happy belated Halloween and thank you for reading if i update it will mostly be side story's