SAO Harem x male reader [Completed]

chapter two (To my sweet ass coat)

DEC 3,2022 floor 1:illfangs tower,7:30 pm

Diego POV

Diego:okay so they were a few more stairs then we realized apparently real life athletic ability applys to the game good to know

Rg:oh god I can fell my lungs trying to kill me

Rg:is this sweat

Rg:I think I peed a little

Diego:Jesus this is sad fuck why don't all of you just take a cheetos and mountain dew break and we will reconvene in an hour why don't you!

Timeskip of one cheetos and mountain dew break later

Diego:damn it guys I was kidding you weren't actually supposed to take an hour god we have lost lots of time let's just do this already you all know the plan the monster roars and on top in shows illfangs the kabald lord then it summons its disposable minions

Diego:alright man form up and he was interrupted by a guy saying

Guy:everyman for themselves!! everyone was charging at the boss then Diego said

Diego:aaah! no goddammit guys squad b quit attacking the boss and keep setting us some offence squad c and d stop attacking from the front do you even know what you are doing squad f for fucks sake stop playing with his jewels damn squad g get in there and play in be

Kirita/Yn:got it

Diego:don't talk back to me oh shit really! you and kirita were slashing killing all the minions you could find then you saw Asuna charging a attack so you said

Yn:so Asuna what you wanna do here is you were amazed when you saw her attacking a minion killing it

Yn:wow I thought she was helpless

Kirita:but her technique is flawless you and kirita say

Yn/kirita:if I didn't no any better let's say she is better than I am

Asuna:Yn!? Kirita!? I killed a thing and now it says I got xp's is that bad I'm I gonna die
Yn/kirita:or maybe not the boss was in the red and Diego said

Diego: alright men this last part is gonna take careful coordination oh I just gotta do it my self he charges a attack then the boss switches his weapon from a battle axe to a odachi (I don't know the spelling)
Kirita:oh shit Diego look out that's not a tarwar its a odachi

Diego:what's the difference?

Yn:well a tarwar is a Indian disk while a odachi is Japanese while both are primarily slashing weapons the tarwar was favoured by cavalry men as suppose to a odachi which is namely for dick measuring

Diego:what's your point
Kirita:well if you let him finish he was getting to that you see (Diego was slashed by the boss)oops

Kibal:Diego!!

Kirita:I was trying to say a odachi is a little bit longer than a tarwar so it will have a little more reach and do a little more damage

Diego:why couldn't you say that first

Yn:she likes to think of herself as a teacher

Kirita:i do so drink this she hands him a healing potion

Diego:no its better this way I can't just do it anymore I had such high hopes at first our best player is a girl who thinks GPS is a sex thing

Yn/kirita:I know its weird right

Diego:you guys are clearly not like the rest of them how do you stand it kirita and Yn were do you guys draw your strength

Yn/kirita: I have been playing MMOs for a long time Diego but there is one thing I learned is that lions do not concern themselves with the appealings of sheep just take that little voice it your head that tells you to be truthful and understanding and shoot it In the goddamn face.