Dib-fuck was sitting on his bed, crying cause his dad doesn't love him for being a piss baby. He sat up, an upset look in his eyes. He wiped his discussing rat baby eyes and walked out of his room. "god damnit! Gasoline pissed all over the floor again!" He exlamed. He was quite upset, for she was too busy selling her gamer girl bath water to give a single fuck about hygiene. She needed the profit from the bath water to buy a new gaming chair.
Dib-fuck walked down the stairs, witch we're covered in blood. He sat in his piss baby loving room as his father walked in. "Bootleg Dipper, would you like some pizza rolls?" "I HATE YOU DAD 😡 YOU KNOW I ONLY EAT TOTINOS 😾" doop said. He was now walking out of the house, slamming the door. No one could understand him. He put on his mcr and walked into the street, hoping to get hit by a car. "Kill em god, becha won't 😼" he said with a smirk on his face. But god frankly didn't care about dib. Diplomat was a faliure, a discrace to the pattycake fandom.
Sadly, dipshit walked over to zoops house, hoping to eat some ass. He walked in the door🤪🏃, with bloodshot eyes. "HEY SPACEBOY, SCARED OF BEANS??"
"w-what?" Zoop said, a tad bit nervous. "Please, I have a family😿" said zimothy, now shaking and crying. Last time dople came over, he fucked the moose. He did not want him to Fuck the moose. "no, I don't think I will😼" said dibble. "YOULL NEVER GET MY ASS" said zoble as he jumped out the window and sprinted down the hill. "Wait, why are you going to my house? GET BACK HERE" said dob. He began running after him. When he reached the house, he saw that his pc was gone "CURSE YOU GREEN SHIT"
