Kal had a promise to fulfill. His younger self was promised a chance to be with Desiree. By Desiree herself. So why was she pretending he never existed?
Lucas had nothing. Life was harsh on him for no reason at all. So when everything took a turn fo...
I, as the omniscient narrator, shall tell you about the day hell broke loose. Our narrators could be a bit untrustworthy with recounting everything. They might leave some things out. However, I shall give you the best recap of events.
So, that day was nothing special at first. Blablabla same routine. I actually tuned out of it for most of the day to watch some shows on our Netflix account up here. We could pop over to some time in the future to watch the next season of Stranger Things.
It was a fantastic season if you ask me.....I'm getting off-track. Can't spoil anything for you mortals. Some people get too angry about those. I could zap you out of existence but there's too much paperwork involved. Well, carrying on.....
As I said, the day was boring. Then four students' lives took a very interesting turn.
Some kid named Kal started it all. An extremely pretty girl was reporting about the gods and goddesses of Egypt— She got most of them wrong. Clearly, the mortals thought a cat head was a metaphor for a woman cat-goddess.
So Bastet was beside me earlier and she warned me not to say too much. Just a friendly reminder from the goddess who's actually a cat. A big furry extremely scary talking cat.
She hasn't scratched me up yet so I take it as a good sign. Let's continue, shall we?
The girl in front took a small bow after her presentation. Next up a blonde guy stepped up and started on about Osiris and Isis ang the myth blablabla. If you ask me, they had it good. Sitting down there in the Underworld with the best entertainers to... well, entertain. It was a blessing to the couple. No more annoying gods who try to kill you, because you're already dead.
Back to topic, sorry I'm really distracted today, Zeus over there keeps changing the weather because Hera and him had a fight. One minute it's sunny the next it's raining. The folks over at the Weather Station would freak. The kid, his name was Kal, has been chanting for himself inside his head. There was a cheer squad and everything. Upon closer inspection of his brain, I noticed that the cheerleaders were all one girl. A girl sitting in front of the class. With another guy's arms on her shoulders.
Drama.
Lucas, the other guy, was fuming. You know the old cartoons, when the character's really angry they turn red and steam comes out of their ears? His small self in the brain was exactly that.
Pop!
The small dude inside just exploded in anger. That's fine. He won't die of the incoming headache. Meanwhile, the girl was not impressed. Really not impressed.
She was thinking somewhere along the lines of: Who the hell is this guy? I have a boyfriend. F—
Hold up, she just swore. I'm not writing that down. Kal the idiot started talking about how Osiris died. And he got this gleam in his eyes. Small him was dancing in the brain. Then he brought out a gun.
The idiot brought out the gun and pointed it at Lucas. The entire class recoiled in shock. They were being too dramatic. I mean, the gun looked real, felt real, smelled real. But it was really extremely-
BANG!
fake? Oops.
So, um, apparently I was banned from interfering with this since the bullet went through me but... we're gonna be fine.
Call 911.
Guys, I'm gonna be fine. Apollo's a great doctor for my nice suit. He'll patch it up, but I look idiotic with a bullet-shaped hole in my suit. I'll be totally fine.
The kid's not though. Poor girl.
editor: He still sucks at recapping. Too focused on his— Boss is back. Pretending to type something down. He's coming. Helppp ahrnjdkdm
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