Viridi had teleported herself, Pit, and Dark Pit to the Underworld. Once they had got there, Dark Pit ran off to find Hades while Viridi and Pit stood at the entrance.
Viridi- So...those ears are real?
Pit- Yup....you can't wash away what's on your face?
Viridi- Yup....
The two of them stood there in awkward silence for a while before they heard a voice laughing and a voice shouting. They knew the laughing belonged to Dark Pit. The other voice seamed familiar but it sounded childish.
Dark Pit- Foxy! Marionette! I found Balloon Boy!!
Pit and Viridi turned around and couldn't believe their eyes. Hades was dressed in a blue shirt and red shorts with straps. He had a cute little stripped blue and red hat with a little pinwheel. His hight came up to Dark pit's waist. The funniest sight was that Hades was waving his arms and legs wildly, trying to hit Dark Pit. He couldn't because Dark Pit was holding up Hades by the back of his shirt and Hades arms were too short to reach Dark Pit.
Dark Pit- He's adorable!! Look at him!!
Viridi-...
Pit-...
Viridi-...you have officially gone insane.
Pit couldn't hold in his laughter any more and just burst out laughing at the sight of Hades.
Viridi- Why hasn't he killed you yet?
Dark Pit- Balloon Boy doesn't attack anyone. He just disables your flashlight and Foxy does the dirty work. Congratulations, Pit, you now work for The Lord Of Underworld.
Pit- WHAT?!
Dark Pit- Quick question, BB: Where's Medusa?
Hades- Why should I tell you?
Viridi- Your voice sounds so childish.
Hades- Shut Up!!!
Dark Pit- Just tell me where Medusa is.
Hades- Why?
Dark Pit- 'Cause she's the main attraction, damn it!!
Dark Pit shook Hades when he said this.
"I'm right here."
The four of them looked and saw Medusa in a orange tux and a black bow tie. She wore a headband with orange bear ears in her hair. Speaking of hair, the strangest thing was instead of snakes for hair, she had normal hair.
Dark Pit- Oh, hey Freddy!
Medusa- What?
Pit- Just roll with it. He's crazy.
Dark Pit- I'm not Crazy!! The game came to our world!!
Viridi- I STILL have no idea what that means.
Dark Pit-*sigh* Lets just go.Dark Pit had dropped the others off at Skyworld while he went to search for Phosphora, Pandora, Pyrrhon, and Thanatos. Hades told him that Thanatos went on a mission with Pandora and Viridi said the same thing with Phosphora. And Pyrrhon...well...he will be a hard one to find.
Dark Pit- Mangel is a mixture of Phosphora and Pandora. The blue flame of Pandora always floating around the main body, Phosphora. Thanatos, also known as Golden Freddy, The Phone Guy, The Killer, and The Purple Guy. Funny. Thanatos is green and one of his nicknames is the PURPLE Guy. Ha.
Dark Pit saw That Burning Town in the distance and it was burning. Dark Pit flew as fast as he could towards the town and scouted from above to see if Thanatos or Pandora were there. Lucky him, he saw Phosphora, Thanatos, and a blue speck we suspected was Pandora. They looked like they were shouting at each other. Dark Pit flew down as fast as he could.
Phosphora- Get away from me!!
Pandora- I'm trying!
Dark Pit- You guys can't leave each other.
Phosphora- Dark Pit?! Get this crazy flame away from me!!
Dark Pit- I can't.
Phosphora- Why not?!
Dark Pit- Mangel has two heads.
Thanatos- What are you talking about?
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The Secrets At Kid Icarus
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