Let's back track to when Cry found Echo and called Russ and Snake whom were streaming. Okay, you there? Good. Now let's see how this most likely would have gone down if we were all in Derpville. Please enjoy. Also, little side note for ya, if it wasn't already obvious... this is Madi writing and I have a different style of writing than Liam and mine is pretty shit in comparison but who cares.
I drop my phone and the trash bag I had in my hands and walk closer to the what was in front of me.
'Who would do such a horrible thing!?' I think angrily to myself as I look in the horrendous smelling, greasy green dumpster in the back alley behind my home. 'To such a poor innocent little thing!?' I yell on the inside. I frown as I look at a little girl sitting alone, frightened, in piles of trash bags and loose garbage. Next to her... A HALF EATEN PIZZA "HOW COULD ANYONE EVEN THINK OF DOING SUCH A THING!?" I yell grabbing the pizza and hugging it as I sob.
The little girl looks at me, "I-is someone there?" She asks in a shaky voice. I look at her dumbstruck. 'Did she not just hear me yell?' I ask myself and drop the poor pizza back into the dumpster. I examine the girl... Firey red hair... torn clothing... bad hygiene. "Are you a fucking hobo child?!" I exclaim and she looks at me with a very distraught face. "No." Is all she says.
I pick up my phone and dial Russ back. It rings a couple of times before he picks up. "FASHONFOWARD!" Snake says as he answers Russ's phone. I hear laughing in the back that I can only recognize as Russ.
"Russ, man. I need to talk to you." I say a bit more frantically than I meant to.
"What about, man? I'm fucking busy." He says with a sigh.
"I found a girl... in a dumpster... behind my house, what should I do?" I ask and wait for an answer.
There is a long pause before Russ clears his throat and speaks up, "Bruh. Just fucking leave her there, she isn't your problem. Now get your ass home so we can do this fucking stream!" He says nonchalant and then hangs up.
I sigh. He's right. I pick up my trash bag and throw it at the little girl in the dumpster and close the lid, walking home victorious and join the stream. 'I did good today.' I think to myself, 'I did good.'
The End
If you want more of these alternative endings or 'parodies' just say so and I'll do that. I guess.
Anyway. I'm out. Peace.
♤Madi♧
