warcrimes || dreamsmp oneshots

𝐛𝐞 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞 [dream x fundy]

mc irl (duh)- functions a bit differently, they stream like vloggers n stuff yknow
also, dreamsmp war was a staged event, so a bit
ships?: fundywastaken ((fundream?? dundy?? fream?? idk man))
notes: lowercase intended- based off their movie date :))
next thing im writing is a villain techno oneshot. hopefully. if it works out idk
also please give fundy some love im,, hearing that he learnt how to code cuz he was lonely just made my heart go *crack*
gorg and fundys interactions r adorable i want to make a bromance chapter of the two of them
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for as long as fundy could remember, dream had always been an enemy to him. to his 'father' and his nation. so why did he feel so drawn towards the other male?

he knew that the time they spent together probably wasn't right, not at all- but he couldn't stop himself from interacting with the dirty blond. they would meet up in secluded spots and talk for hours upon hours until they had to seperate and leave back to their friends and family, but the two would always find their way back there.

together.

the other day on twitter, dream had released a statement saying that he wanted to do 'collaborations' with other streamers and youtubers, and the fox hybrid had taken this as his chance.

"dream do you wanna go watch treasure planet with me-" "no! leave me alone, fundy-" "pleasee? literally dream please watch treasure planet with me its so gOOD-" "nO, FUNDY!"

in the end he ended up managing to convince dream to go on a movie date with him.

kinda.

it took a shit ton of bribing, but hey- it worked! so he considered it a success. which it was. 100%. 

alright, maybe not exactly, but to fundy, it was still a win. at least he got to spend some time with the masked male; unlike other people he knew. 

now, the date left some complications. 

for one: he had to code, design, and make a shit ton of things for the date- also, he needed something special. something.. very, very special. luckily, a lot of the things he needed was provided to him by all his friends- eret and bad agreed to help build with him, and tommy and tubbo lent him materials for the special something. wilbur and techno decided to also chip in and help trade things with people to get what he needed.

so by sunday, it was all ready. 

"so, what do you think?" fundy asked, twiddling with his thumbs out of nervousness. because he couldn't exactly watch dream's mask for his response, he just waited for the blond to respond to him.

"jesus christ- you put this much work into it? i- christ, fundy, you didn't have to do all this for me, you know." the awe in the other male's voice was all that was needed for a large smile to split across the fox hybrid's face. "well, i wanted to." at that statement, the other male made a bold move, reaching out and intertwining the two's hands together.

trying to mask the blush that suddenly appeared on his face, fundy lead dream towards the doorway of the restaurant eret and bad had helped him construct ("welcome to the thai-tanic! the- the biggest ship restaurant out there?" "i- yes..? that doesn't really- actually know what nevermind-"); opening the door for his date. 

"ladies first!" "so why aren't you going first?" "you literally asked me to hold the door open for you." "oh-"

inside the restaurant, lanterns illuminated the room, the warm glow causing glints and sparkles on the delicate wineglasses by the counter. the red carpet on the floor paved out a small path to the seating section.

"so, basically, i rented this entire restaurant for you." "wow, that's- i've literally never felt so cared for in my life." "that- that's sad," fundy commented, trying to hold back a laugh as dream stood stock-still for a moment. he considered apologizing until the blond let out a wheezing laugh, which sent the fox hybrid into hysterics too, because, you really just can't help but laugh- the masked male's laugh was very, very much contagious.