Non-Stop

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This is a joke chapter but I want to keep you entertained while I finish the next chapter.

Wilbur: After the war I went back to New York

Tommy: A-After the war I went back to New York

Wilbur: I finished up my studies and I practiced law

Tommy: I practiced law, Burr worked next door

Wilbur: Even though we started at the very same time
Alexander Hamilton began to climb
How to account for his rise to the top?
Maaaaan, the man is

Wilbur and Tubbo: Non-stop!

Tommy: Gentlemen of the jury, I'm curious, bear with me
Are you aware that we're making hist'ry?
This is the first murder trial of our brand-new nation
The liberty behind
Deliberation—

Tubbo: Non-stop!

Tommy: I intend to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt
With my assistant counsel—

Wilbur: Co-counsel
Hamilton, sit down
Our client Levi Weeks is innocent. Call your first witness
That's all you had to say!

Tommy: Okay!
One more thing—

Wilbur: Why do you assume you're the smartest in the room?
Why do you assume you're the smartest in the room?
Why do you assume you're the smartest in the room?
Soon that attitude may be your doom!

Tubbo: Awwww!

Wilbur and Tubbo: Why do you write like you're running out of time?
Write day and night like you're running out of time?
Ev'ry day you fight, like you're running out of time
Keep on fighting. In the meantime—

Tubbo: Non-stop!

Tommy: Corruption's such an old song that we can sing along in harmony
And nowhere is it stronger than in Albany
This colony's economy's increasingly stalling and

Tommy, Wilbur and Tubbo:Honestly, that's why public service
Seems to be calling me
He's just non-stop!

Tommy: I practiced the law, I practic'ly perfected it
I've seen injustice in the world and I've corrected it
Now for a strong central democracy
If not, then I'll be Socrates
Throwing verbal rocks at these mediocrities

Tubbo: Awww!

Wilbur: Hamilton, at the Constitutional Convention:

Tommy: I was chosen for the Constitutional Convention!

Wilbur: There as a New York junior delegate:

Tommy and Niki: Now what I'm going to say may sound indelicate... (Awwww)

Wilbur and Niki: Goes and proposes his own form of government! (What?)
His own plan for a new form of government! (What?)

Wilbur: Talks for six hours! The convention is listless!

Fundy: Bright young man...

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