Requested by
Me: Mentlegen
sans: ... what?
Ya boi: Nevermind, anyways, who here is bored?
Pretty much everyone: aye
Me: Excellent! I have an activity for all you.
Frisk: Exactly what is the ¨activity?¨
Me: *Summons a loaf of bread and teleportert cuz i can* BEHOLD! BREAD!
Everyone: ...
Me: Eh? Eh? Pretty cool right?
sans: Kiddo, what exactly do we do?
Me: You hear of teleportation?
sans: Yeah, what of it?
Me: the person that teleports the most bread gets upgraded powers, provided by yours truly.
sans: exactly why do we need upgraded powers?
Me: because in 30 minutes, i'm about to summon a couple evil clones of sanses, so you better get teleporting
My OC, Jey (created by me and the guy who wanted us to teleport bread): *walks into room* Hey! Whats up?
Me: Ah, Jey! Good to see you
Jey: Same, anyways, herd I got to beat the (Paps: Crap!) out of someone! Im game. I've been looking for a reason to let loose.
Me: Excellent! You all have 30 minutes startiiiiiiing... NOW!
*They all rushed to teleport the bread*
*Approximately 30 minutes later*
Me: Times up!
sans: Alright, im pretty confident that i won
Me: Ok, how much bread did you teleport?
sans: 3 slices
Me:...
Me: God dammit sans
*a couple minutes of bread counting later*
Me: As it seems, paps won.
Paps: NYEH HEH HEH! *Bonetrousle bass boosted intensifies*
Me: Yes... Anyways.
*Some magical power boost Kaioken-type Sh*t later*
Me: now then, what sanses shall i have beat the *Static* out of you
*some evil summons later*
Me: Alright! That will do... have fun, Mwahahahahahha!
Everyone:...
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *Begins to choke* AH! *cough cough*
Chara: Ya done?
Me: Cram it great value Frisk
Chara: Excuse me? Im gonna pretend I didn't hear that.
Me: yeah, yeah. Alright, whos ready?
Jey: Sure, bring it on!
sans: *shrugs*
Papyrus: NYEH!
Me: Alright! Time to chew bubblegum and kick *Static* and i'm all outta gum
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