Inanimate insanity Halloween creepypastas

The psycho couple part 1

Knife and microphone was in a bush,having a tea party with taco.Knife always didn't want to participate in their plans,but it was Halloween,so he could give it a try.Thats when taco stood up,with a evil grin.Microphone noticed this and asked taco what she put in the tea. "Oh nothing..." taco replied.Knife started coughing blood (logic) then passed out. "Nothing but poison..." THUD! Fan and test tube were both talking about where was knife and microphone.They haven't seen them in days,mephone set up a challenge to find them and if they did,he would end the show with everyone winning a million dollars.suitcase went into the bushes to find them but a hand grabbed her and pulled her into the bushes.She tried to scream,but the hand was covering her mouth as another hand raised its sharp claws and scratched her,blood spilling out.The monster had sharp teeth,sharp claws,metal everywhere and blood everywhere.It had a volume on its back and sharp claws that looked like knife.The monster was knife and microphone...knifecrophone...That's when knifecrophone started dragging suitcase half body to mephone 4.They started to tear mephone apart as taco was clapping slowly. "Congratulations...now go get the others..." she said.And they were off