1. Believing in this is like believing Rick Astley is never going to give you up.
2. Believing this is like believing Siri has all the answers and your teacher does not.
3. Believing this is like believing Cher is not actually a singer but a way to address your teacher in school.
4. Believing this is like believing your boyfriend when he says he is just doing his job after he slaps you in the face.
5. Believing this is like believing that the hairdresser did David Beckham's hair as seen in his framed photograph on the wall.
6. Believing this is like believing that, that pair of secondary school students in the cafeteria are locked in an embrace because the weather is freezing.
7. Believing this is like believing drivers keep within their speed limit and signal their intentions early on the road.
8. This is my perception of my country, though if you have any pointers that "hey, that's not what people do!" feel free to shout out.
9. I've added some spiffingly groovy old 'British' words, see if you can spot them.
10. The reason for my sudden patriotism is because I might be migrating soon, which is anytime in the next month or year.
11. This could turn out to be a rant, journal, or just stupid ramblings and musings.
And now, proudlybritish presents to you PROUDLY BRITISH.
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