What does your girlfriend do when someone hurts you?
Aries- Cherri bomb~ will bring Angel dust with her and beat them up
Taurus- Vaggie~ stabs them with her spear
Gemini- Crymini~ will roast them until they cry
Cancer- Katie killjoy~ will rip them in half
Leo- Velvet~ will send in Valentino and Vox and fuck them up
Virgo- Charlie~ will try and talk it out with them, if fails then she will have to resort to "extreme measures"
Libra- Molly~ will get her brothers (Angel dust and Araknis) and beat the living fuck out of them
Scorpio- You don't have a girlfriend at the moment
Sagittarius- Mimzy~ will kick them between the legs, punch them, then walk away
Capricorn- You don't have a girlfriend either at the moment
Aquarius- You wanna permanently stay a single pringle
Pisces- Loona~ will destroy them, if their too strong she'll bring Moxxie, Millie, and Blitzo to help out
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Hazbin hotel/Helluva boss zodiacs =3
FanfictionI love making the zodiacs and I wanna do this bc I can