"WHOEVER GOT A FUCKING OSTRICH I WILL KILL YOU" (cue laugh track) Jobin yells, gaining the attention of Kira and Funny Valentine, who are both in the main room as Jobin runs in.
"Jesus, can't you be more quiet? I'm trying to focus on this book here." Kira says, nonchalantly.
Valentine turns to Jobin. "... What happened..?"
"I WAS TRYING TO BATTLE MY HERCULES WITH DIO'S GOLIATH WHEN THIS OSTRICH CAME IN AND GOBBLED THEM UP" Jobin explains, on the verge of tears.
Diavolo enters the room, riding the ostrich (cue laugh track)
Kira looks up. "Of course it's the devil. What a death wish." He lets out a laugh.
Valentine gasps. "How did- how did Jobin just teleport behind Diavolo?"
"That would be the work of my King Crimson." Diavolo explains.
While he's behind him, Jobin launches himself toward Diavolo. Once again, Jobin "teleports" to the other side of him.
"HOW DID YOU..?"
"My god, Jobin. You don't know me at all, do you...? That's King Crimson's ability."
Jobin sighs. "Can't you get some food for your bird? Instead of eating my beetles? Can't you keep it away from my beetle collection?"
Diavolo is taken aback. "This 'bird' is an ostrich and his name is Osbourne and I love him." (cue laugh track)
"Well just keep Osbourne away from my beetles and you better pay me to get a new Hercules and Goliath."
Dio walks in and looks at Diavolo and Osbourne.
"WRYYYYY OF COURSE IT'S THE FUCKING DEVIL THAT CAUSED HE DEATH OF MY GOLIATH!! THE WORLD!"
(Time stop)
Dio walks over to Diavolo and looks in his pocket. He finds $160 and takes it. "Resume time" he mumbles as time speeds up back to normal.
Valentine walks up to Dio. "What did you do? I heard you call out your stand."
"Took some cash for the beetles." Dio holds up the money.
"YOU LITTLE SHI-"
-END OF CHAPTER-
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