The Devils Cat

6

"I'm home." I called inside my hotel room.
Yup currently I'm staying at a hotel in Japan. Even though I work for satan I don't like living in hell. It's to noisy and hot.

Anyway as soon as I entered the room my cat ,Luna, pounced me.

"Hello Luna, I brought food." I told her.

"Ok. Let's eat." She smiled.

She then turns to her humanoid form. You see Luna is my "familiar" or my weapon to be exact. She can turn to any weapon I need. But I didn't need her today.

"You know that was mean, not inviting me and all. I could've helped." She wined.

"I didn't need your help. All I needed was a pistol nothing more." I told her. "I already read the report, so he had no henchmen so I was clean."

We continued to go back and forth at each other about not needing her help. Even though it was annoying, it felt like we were siblings. Always fighting then making up afterwards.

"Anyway did you set the bath like I asked?" I asked.

"Yeah, yeah I did. But hurry up. You take a long time when you bathe." She then gives me a warning. "Or eles."

"Or eles what cat?" I said.

"We'll see. Go on. Take your bath. You'er starting to rot the place with your stench."

I head to the bath just laying in a tub of water getting rid of all the extra blood.

"I wander what my next assignment is. Maybe have one with some fight in him would be great. I don't like killing nice people. And one at France would be awesome. Eh whatever." I conclude.

*Creek*

I'm not hearing anything.

*Step, step, step, step*

I swear to god cat. I'm going to skin you.

Silence.

"Hmm. Guess I was wrong..."

Nope.

"BANZAI!!!!" Luna yells as she turns back into a human.

*Splash!*

"Ello, let's share Nya."

"Why are you still saying Nya? I ask.

"Because it's fun Nya!" She yells.

"You'er not a kid or kitten anymore your 21...."

"NO IM NOT!!!! IM STILL YOUNG AND ADORABLE! See." She proceeds to bounce her breasts.

"What are you doing." I ask as I push her out.

"Ow. Nya. Why are you so mean. And why are you not starring! Are you gay or something." She asks.

"No, I've been trained to withstand any temptation"

"Oh so if you..."

"Nope, even if I wasn't trained. I would still find you annoying." I tell her.

";-; Nya." She begins to get teary eyed. "Master is so mean to me."

"Leave!"

"Fine, Nya!"

God she's annoying, but I will admit. She does have a good body. No no, I don't deserve that. I don't deserve such pleasures. I'm a killer. And so is she. So why won't she act cold hearted. She has to let go of all emotions.

But then again. I haven't completely gotten rid of mine. Oh well. I should get out now and report it to him.

Fingers crossed for France.