Part 7: The Masochist Crusader!

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Y/N: "Konosuba!"
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An army of giant skeletons surround Y/N in his attempt of stealing an anchient artifact, he whips out his sword giving them a  sinister smirk.

Y/N: "Oh.... your approaching me?"

One of the skeletons rush at him about to strike him, but he quickly blocks the attack with his sword. The force of the skeleton due to size, makes the sword fly out of his hand leaving him vulnerable.

Y/N: "Hey guys.... we can talk about this..." He says anxiously.

The entire swarm of giant skeletons start to charge at him.

Y/N: "OH NO-- HEY WAIT A SECOND!! MATTE! MATT--"

Y/N wakes up looking around, people start to glance at him in a weird way.

Y/N: "Oh, just a dream..."

He finds himself sitting at a table inside of the tavern, he then sees Kazuma across from him.

Kazuma: "Hey, your finally awake."

Y/N: "How long was I out for?"

Kazuma: "For about ten minutes, you must've been exhausted." He says to the boy, as he lets out a sigh.

Y/N: "Pretty much, well anyway did you turn in our completed quest?"

Kazuma: "Yeah the total amount came to 160,000 so we get 40,000 each."

Y/N: "Seriously...?

Kazuma: "Yeah... We nearly got our selves killed for a reward of 40,000... it wasn't worth it, I checked the other quest but... It was no use..."

Y/N and Kazuma: *Sigh* "I want to go back to Japan..."

Y/N: "Most of our team is pretty useless, living here wont be easy-"

??: "I happened to see your recruitment poster."

Both of them turn around to see a very beautiful lady with blondish-orange hair and some knightly armour on.

Both of them turn around to see a very beautiful lady with blondish-orange hair and some knightly armour on

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??: "Are you still recruiting party members?"

Kazuma: "Yes bu-"

Y/N: "Yes we are!" He says with excitement.

??: "I see, thank goodness... I have anxiously awaited your arrival such as yourselves."

Y/N: I swear I've heard that before...

The lady then begins to pant in a sort of... sexual way...

??: "My name is Darkness, my calling is that of a crusader..."

She starts to pant even more, louder and more sexually....

Darkness: "Please let- Please let me... j-j-join your party!.."

Darkness: "Konosuba!"
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Y/N: "Um...."

The girl was practically inches from the boys face while grabbing onto his hands and panting really hard.

Darkness: "Those 2 slimy girls earlier, were your allies right? What in the world did you do to them?!"

Y/N: "Well... they were swallowed by giant toads and then there was muc-"

Darkness: "What! It's worse than I imagined!"

Kazuma: "Whats up with her?" He whispers to him.

Y/N: "No idea..."

Darkness: "Wait, I mean- as a knight I cannot overlook such horrors befalling those 2 girls of such tender age!"

Darkness starts to pant even louder and more in a sexual way, grabbing onto his hand even harder.

Y/N: This is weird, she's creeping me out...

Kazuma: She's sending off my danger signs... Somethings up with her just like Megumin and Aqua...

Y/N: "You know, actually I dont recommend joining our party... An attractive knight like yourself shouldn't join our useless party..."

This does nothing, infact it makes her more aroused, Darkness's face gets even redder.

Y/N: "You see, one of are mages can only use one spell per-day, the other is just plain useless and Kazuma isn't even an advanced cla-"

Darkness: "Thats much better! You see, this was hard for me to say but... although I have confidence in my strength and stamina, I am clumsy... So uhh- none of my attacks ever hit there mark..."

Kazuma: I knew it!

Darkness: "So--"

Darkness moves even closer to him as both of their faces get hotter. He can hear her panting even louder and he could also smell the captivating scent of perfume on her body. His heart starts to pound almost faster than light itself.

Darkness: "Please use me as a shield!"

Y/N: "Um... you're... way too close..."

Y/N: Dammit! Im still a virgin, I cant be seduced. Must, not, give in!.....

He lets go and turns his head the other direction.

Y/N: "No way, I would never use a woman as a meat shield."

Darkness: "It would be my pleasure!"

Kazuma: "Well we get eaten by monsters in almost every battle."

Darkness: "That would be even more my pleasure!"

Kazuma: I see, its not her abilities being only hopeless but shes just hopeless to the core...

Y/N Kazuma Darkness: "Ko- No- Suba!"
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