Just let me die (RWBY x severely depressed male reader x Sword Art Online)

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(Your POV)

I wake up and see ruby blushing in my arms I let go and she goes ro my mini kitchen, why did I get the pleasure dorm? Dunno.

You: Ruby make me bacon...

Ruby: Ok!

I stay laying down when I here the door.

You: Someone answer... I was up late...

Yui: Ok!

I hear the door open and both of them struggle to pull in a box. I sit up and look at them.

You: Why are you struggling?

Ruby: Cause I just woke up and yuis like eight

You: Alright...

I pick up the box with ease and put it on my bed, I take a kunai and open it. I look inside and see something move, I'm not proud of what happens next though... I scream jumping back hitting my head on the ground.

You: FUCK!

I get up and look at what it was.

You: Hey yui grab one of my really big hoodies and a pair of shorts

Yui: Why?

You: Just do it

She gets them and I pull whats in the box out of it, it stands up and its my aunt alice.

You: Why?

Alice: Its how I suprised your dad

You: Uh huh

Yui comes back and I hand them over to alice, who puts them on.

Alice: Why so big?

You: What do you have I dont?

Alice: Blonde hair?

You: You have boobs

Alice: Oh

You: Why are you here I legit just... Nevermind... Yui come on

I grab her by the wrist and put her on my shoulders.

Yui: Yay!

When I do this I remember something.

(Flashback)

My dad lifts me up to put a star on the christmas tree but puts my head in the ceiling fan accidently instead. (True story by the way not fun)

(Flashback over)

You: You to alice

Alice: No aunt this time?

You: Authors lazy cmon

Alice: what?

You: Nothing

We walk to the infirmary and I close yuis eyes and walk in.

You: Yui what do you think we're doing?

Yui: Ice cream!

You: No

Yui: Oh...

You: Whats better then Ice cream

Yui: Playing jokes on people?

You: Oh my f- Fine

I open her eyes and she doesnt seem to notice mom and dad looking at her.

Yui: What?

I put her down as she looks confused.

Yui: Whats better?

You: Turn around