A weeby day

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Yay writers block, if this is still up here then yknow enjoy. Writers blocks a bitch.

(Your POV)

Im chilling laying on my bed listening to my favorite dubstep song, "The yanderes puppet show." I found it when I was playing gd and forgot my no clip was on I was using to finally memorise the memory part of a level.

Ruby: This is a good song

You: Yes. Yes it is

Ruby: What time is it?

You: 12:56 am

Ruby: Wanna sleep?

You: You can I'm finishing song

Ruby: Then I'll wait with you

You: Sleep Ruby

Ruby: No

You: Sleep.

Ruby: I dont wanna

You: Fine then

I say and kiss her rolling ontop of her pinning her wrists to the bed, shes taken by suprise but ends up kissing back anyways. I pull apart from the kiss and look her in the eyes.

You: How we do that instead?

I go up and whisper in her ear.

You: Maybe more while we're at it

I smirk as I can feel her face heat up.

Ruby: O-Ok

I then proceed to kiss her again and slowely take off her shirt.

(Timeskip)

Its the next day, Ruby and I are laying there in our underwear me being awake I just keep hugging her and ifs nice. I close my eyes to sleep again when mom walks in... Fuck.

Asuna: (Y/n) I finally found... Favorite... Shirt... Oh hes not awake.

Ruby shifts under the covers and mom notices her.

Asuna: Awww

She puts the shirt down and starts walking towards us, she then pushes my shoulder once.

Asuna: Cmon (n/n), its monday you have school

I pretend to wake making sure to keep Ruby under the blankets and to not wake her, mom notices and smiles.

You: Hi mom... What time is it?

Auna: 7:00

You: Ah so youre waking me up early why?

Asuna: Only a little and because we both know how you are

You: You right

I get up manuvering over Ruby to not wake her and start to get dressed.

Asuna: How was the night?

You: Which one?

Asuna: (Y/n) we both know what happened last night

You: How the f-

Asuna: I walked in last night and left to not disturb you

You: ....I dunno to be thankful or embarrassed

Asuna: Both

You: Mom... Im glad your back

Asuna: Im glad I am too (N/n)

I hug her and she hugs me Ruby wakes up and sees us and flushes red.

You: Mornin cookie monster

Ruby: Good morning (Y/n)

Asuna: Hello Ruby

Ruby: Hi miss Kirigaya...

She then blushing remembering shes in my bed in her underwear.

You: Oh wow look at the time gotta go

I then take off running grabbing my hoodie and scroll leaving them alone.

(Ruby POV)

He just left... Now im alone with mrs. asuna...

Asuna: Do you want food Ruby?

Ruby: S-S-Sure

(Your POV)

I walk to Tylers dorm and open the door to see Jade sleeping on his bed Ty watching tv and Zack doing push ups.

You: Sup nerds

Zack and Ty look at me and stop what they are doing.

Tyler: Bitch

Zack: Pussy

You: Damn....

Jade: Your all fucking gay shut the hell up

You, Zack, and Tyler: Ex-fucking-cuse me?!

Jade: You heard me

You: You dick!

Jade: No you...

Zack: Speaking of dicks

Everyone looks at me and I just look in confusion.

Zack: What happened last night?!

Tyler: Did you go all the way?!

Jade: Who asked who?!

You: Uhhhhh Ty why are you asking?

Tyler: I wanna know if I owe Yang money

You: It was fun... we did and I asked her... Kinda

Tyler and Jade: FUCK!

Zack: Jade gimme my money

You: What the fuck?! You all bet on my sex life?!

Zack: Yes

You: How much money

Zack: Jade owes me 30 and Ty owes Yang 200

You: Why so much?

Tyler: This has been a bet for a long time

You: What was the bet and how long?

Tyler: If she would be underaged or not and when she was born

You: Dicks...

Tyler: Yup

You: Welp... Lets go then?

Tyler: Nope we binge watching dragon ball this weekend no sleep

You: But I like sleep

Tyler: No

You: ...Ok lets get it

We all sit down infront of the tv, we're starting with the beginning of the series. This is gonna take longer then we would have thought.

(Timeskip brought to you by you hitting Tyler with a kamehameha using your purple lightning)

We finally finished the whole series then I had a great idea.

You: Abridged

Tyler: Yes!

He then puts it on and we start watching it.

(Timeskip brought to you by you and Tyler quoting everything)

Tyler: Vegeta, Vegeta, Vegeta, Vegeta, Vegeta!

You: GOD DAMMIT NAPPA!

Tyler: You love me vegeta

You both laugh at that as you guys are listening to day of fate since you finished abridged and the series.

Jade: Ima sleep

Tyler: Yeah...

You: Good night cunt bags

I walk out the door hearing them say good night and see my mom and Ruby hanging out talking. I sneak up behind them and drag Ruby into a hug.

Ruby: Hey (Y/n)

You: Hi

With that I fell asleep with my face on her back.

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