Just let me die (RWBY x severely depressed male reader x Sword Art Online)

The begining of an adventure!

(Your POV)

You: SONO CHI NO SADAME!

Yang: what the hell?!

You: ....i'm bored and we aren't there yet

Yang: you yelled in my ear tho

You: i was humming at first

Yang: uh huh

You: ....

We then get there and i see ruby laying there asleep.

You: she's ok...

Ozpin: for now that is

I look back and see ozpin.

You: the hell do you mean for now?

Ozpin: she's been stabilized yes but she needs a certain thing we don't have

You: that is?

Ozpin: the blood of a demon

You: grimm blood?

Ozpin shakes his head and sighs before signaling yang to leave in which she does with a worried wave.

I cross my arms and lean against the wall before pulling out a kunai pointing it at ozpin.

You: i bought more, now explain

Ozpin: A demon, exactly how it sounds

You: are they made by salem?

Ozpin: how do y-

You: oz think about it i'm not an idiot, and trained in the way of ninja by a friend in sao2. Why do you think i love my kunais so much?

Ozpin: yes, they are her creation

You: and i need blood? Simple

Ozpin: they don't cut easily, you need a c-

You: i'll use my sword skills

Ozpin: that was in t-

I stop him by charging my kunai with purple lightning before throwing it past his head.

You: wanna bet?

Ozpin: how are you able to use them?

You: i dunno i just can, i can also channel aura for really cool things. Its just a pain in the ass to try and actually do considering it drains it.

Ozpin: i see

You: alright, who am i taking with me?

Ozpin: a team made up of huntsman and a huntress

You: ok, where are they?

???: oh you're handsome!

A woman says as she hugs me from behind pressing her boobs against my back.

You: yare yare

I politely push her off me and look at the group behind me.

???: hey cutie I'm gia

I turn around to see a woman around aunt sugus age with headphones on, she's wearing a jacket thats definitely to big for her, she's around my hight and has a tie along with a skirt. She also has long brown hair down to the center of her back.

Gia: dis faunus here is jake

You: from statefarm?

Gia: he doesn't do anything til three in the morning

You: you understood my reference!

Gia: yup

You: hmm... stands