So I'm just in Online Class, right? I am hearing the Hindi sir have students chant the poem in the text. Everyone is pretty out of it, I'm feeling real tired and I wanna get some coffee (which is on the table but can't take it till class is over).
Everything is normal af, to sum it up.
And then the Sir (a pretty chill guy in general) calls...Let's just call him Kid A. He wanted Kid A to sing the next lines in the textbook.
Sir: Kid A, sing the next lines.
Kid A: ...
Sir: Kid A, don't waste our time man. Do it.
Kid A: ...
Kid B (a sweet girl that takes care of everybody's stupidity): Maybe he's having a net issue?
Sir, impatiently: Kid A? We haven't got all day, kiddo. Sing the next lines.
And you know what Kid A does?
He FAKES a network issue.
He literally chanted the poem in the most obvious fake-glitched voice.
And he legit thought everyone would buy it?
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Like do we look that dumb?
I swear, Sir just told him to let him know once his throat clearing was done. 😂😂😂
AND HE JUST KEPT DOING IT EVEN AFTER THAT.
Sir just pretended to believe him after that. It was so obvious lol there is ABSOLUTELY no way he wouldn't catch it.
I have a feeling that maybe, just maybe, Kid A's getting his parents called by Sir.
So word of advice? DON'T FAKE A VOICE GLITCH. THAT SHIT ONLY SOUNDS NATURAL WHEN IT IS. YOU AIN'T CONVINCING NOBODY WITH THAT JAZZ.
Learn from Kid A. He's getting roasted in the class group (the one without teachers of course) as of now.
