July 18th 2016
Stephen: Well I'll let you two kids chat (leaves)
Jacob: (takes a seat right next to Noah)
Noah: I've seen you in The Room, excellent work my friend
Jacob: Thanks, I wish I could say the same
Noah: Oh don't worry on it mate, hey can I test my American accent out
Jacob: Yeah!
Noah: (clears his throat) I am going to build a big beautiful wall, Wrong, Ghina!
Jacob: (laughs so hard) NO don't talk like him
Noah: How about this, Howdy Partner, I fucked my cousin Stacey in he barn while he goats watched
Jacob: Brooooooo
Noah: Okay Okay, HEY I'M WALKING HERE BUDDY
Jacob: Just talk like me man
Noah: (copies his voice perfectly) Just talk like me man
Jacob: YES, none of that trump shit
Noah: Mate, If you elect that man president
Jacob: He doesn't stand a chance
Noah: Okay Favorite Movie on 3
Jacob: 1
Noah: 2
Both: 3, Empire Strikes Back!
Jacob: What!!
Noah: TV Show!
Both: Clone Wars!
Jacob: Dude
Noah: I think we just became best friends!
Jacob: Yup (embraces him tightly)
Noah: You Hug good, mate (embraces him back)
Bryce: So this is the star of the film huh
Jacob: Hi I'm Jacob (extends a hand)
Bryce: You give me Hollywood rich kid vibes
Jacob: I'm actually Canadian
Bryce: The Moose fuckers (laughs)
Ty: Bro I'm Canadian
Kyle: Yeah
James: Same!
Bryce: But your my dudes, this kid thinks he's all that
Noah: Wanna fuck off you bloody wanker
Bryce: (mocks him) BLOODY WANKER, WELL HOW ABOUT I SIP MY TEA AND WATCH DOCTOR WHO.
Noah: Who do you think you are huh
Bryce: I just want it to be clear there is a pecking order around here and just because you lot have bigger parts then us doesn't make you fucking special I saw The Room btw, It was boring shit (him and his squad walk off laughing)
Jacob: (gives him the bird)
Noah: (laughs) Don't let that wanker get under your skin
Jacob: Yeah
Noah: He's just jealous
Jacob: Thanks, I guess your right
Noah: (embraces him) I know it
Stephen: Come on everyone, time for the table read
Jacob: That's our cue man
Noah: Let's do it!
(they go)
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-Epsilon
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