BidenXTrump (Oneshots)

Clown

'Trump POV."
My eyes start to swell with so much pain as I hear Joe Biden calling me a clown. I stifle back the tears as I come up with a feisty comeback. Now no one will know I was hurt deeply by his words.

To be honest I was looking forward to this debate. Obviously I wanted to win, but I also wanted to see the sexy, hot, talented Joe Biden. Aka the love of my life.

I see Joe flash a sly smile at me. My heart leaps with joy but I quickly hide my excitement with a nasty snarl.

I watch Joe as he speaks, (from the corner of  my eye of course.) I watch his lips move forward and back as he spoke such heart felt words. I start to sweat as I imagine what it would be like to kiss his soft lips. Him running his masculine hands though my custom toupee. His breathing uneven and fast just like my heart beat. I would fight for dominance by forcing my tongue into his minty mouth. Exploring every crack and crevice as I pull him closser to my body, squeezing his ass.

There's no more grace left in the kiss, now it's just us smushing our faces together. Some of my orange makeup has smeared on his perfect face. He moans in response.

"Trump." Sadly my thoughts are interrupted. I turn to my side and see Biden staring at me. I could feel the blush creeping up on my face, I'm so lucky my foundation is so orange that even if I did blush no one will see it.

The rest of the debate was awful. I had to keep interrupting daddy Biden because every time I'd hear his voice I just wanted to tackle him.

I see Melania walking towards me. I quickly compose myself and force my self to have a decent conversation, but my mind is elsewhere. Out of the corner of my eye I see daddy Biden with his WIFE. Ugh I'm going to kill that woman. He gives her a kiss on the cheek. THAT SHOULD BE ME. I've had enough of basic Melania so I strut towards daddy and his annoying wife.

"Hi, da- I- Biden." I say trying to seduce him with my jaw dropping looks. I even put my flirty voice on because this is a very serious thing.

"Oh- hi." He scoffs. He's definitely flirting with me!! I bite my lip and let a hungry growl escape my crusty lips. "Umm... good game I guess." He hold his masculine, soft, angelic hand out for me to shake. I grab his hand and just as I imagined it sent 500,000,000 butterfly's to fly in my stomach. I moan.

"Let's go darling." His basic wife squealed. A rage of anger filled my body.

"Anything for you." Daddy responded. I felt my face turn a sickly red as daddy bent over and kissed that piece of garbage. That's it no one will get in the way of my DADDY BIDEN!!!!

I always carry a bottle of poison with me wherever I go. (You can tell where this is going hehe 😜.) I slip the poison into his wife's wine. She's always drinking!!! When I get with daddy I will never drink because it's bad for the skin and I want to look my best around him ALWAYS!! I watch as she sips her drink. My face lights up with glee, but nothing happens. I'm confused. I put the poison in a drink, which one??

"NOO DADDY." I scream as I try to reach for the glass that was already up to his mouth. "STOP!!"

"Why?" He asks. "Did I do- *cough- something *cough. What??" He coughs more violently as his body shivers. He falls right into my arms. I cradle him. I feel tears forming in my eyes.

"I don't know what to do?" I sob. Crowds began to form as I sit there rocking the one I love.

"Sir we need to take him to the ho-" One of the security people said.

"NO." I yell. "It's all my fault." Tears began to stream down my face. "I wanted him to be mine!! Let me fix this."

I lean over and kiss his perfect face. I love him so much I can't leave him. He's so hot, sexy, smart, funny. I love him. Everything about him. I LOVE HIM!!! I'm in love with DADDY BIDEN. I Lick some of the poison off of his face. "I will always be with you Biden. I love you." I sputter though sobs as I lay down next to daddy.

I could never leave daddy and I never will. Let's hope Daddy Biden likes me back or that will be an very awkward conversation in the in the after life.