Soren: "I'm home"
Sigurd: "What a lovely home-"
Soren: "Shut it Soupgurd."
Sigurd: "Okay."
Ike: "Babe why is Sigurd here?"
Soren: "Because of the circumference of the sun."
Sigurd: "Deirdre."
Ike: "Okay"
"Anyways Sicknerd is ours now." I said to Ick.
"Uh babe people don't own people-" Ike replied.
"Siggturd isn't a person." I said simply.
"Uh Soren did you eat some of Mists cooking? Sigurd is a person."
"No he isn't I think I would be able to identify a beorc."
"Sigurd isn't a beorc? He's human but he isn't from Tellius." Ike explains.
"What the fuck is Tellius."
"Why did I marry you."
"You too are married? That's wonderful. I remember my wife." Sigurd said, ending the sentence with grief.
"I'm sorry the trouble Soren has given you. I'll call the summoner later to sort things out. In the meantime why don't you stay for dinner?"
"Why that would be lovely." Sigurds face lit up from its gloom.
"What is happening." Soren said confused.
"It's called politeness." Ike said.
"I don't know what the fuck that is but sounds unepic."
"I-okay. Wait holdup before were you saying that only beorc are people? Are laguz are not people to you you racist-"
"What the fuck is a laguz." Soren asked
"You have brain damage." Ike said plainly.
"I'll take you to the hospital later but rn food."
"You really do love fod more then me." Soren cried like a drama queen.
"I need food to take care of you Soren so through powerscaling I love you more then anything."
"I really didn't need that sods radiation to make you love me more." Soren said crying like a drama queen.
"What sword?" Ike asked
"I found at Aimee shoop."
I handed over the sod to Ike.
"Cool sword. Thanks babe."
Ike put it with the rest of the sods next to the wufdhskdshwudjwjofuqhe and we ate dinnar with Smigard.
Soren was taken to the hospital to find his brain was fucked up and he had to have immediate surgery.
He survived the surgery and remembered what a car was.
Sigurd was taken back to his world and reunited with Deirdre and his son Seliph.
Link never got the master sword.
