tonpa x reader 😏

why is tonpa fading away

the gates were opening and i walk in and the examiner said we were all cooking then i heard some incel say some smack about cooking "bitch i dont wanna cook either but deal with you ugly fat dumb imbecile" i said and he tried running at me then he faded away "awh hes gone? owhh ok..." i said and everyone looked baffled since he just left like that i guess only ugly mofos fade away hopefully pinhead next cause he in my way

we went to go search for some pigs "lawd im vegetarian why do i have to do this" i said to myself then big shawty with the brain piercings said "give up on your dreams and die" i heard that somewhere i thought " mofo stop being cringe and stealing levi ackerman quotes" i said to pin head "oh shit you know what aot is too" "hell yeah tf you read it for thought you come from a family assassins" i said to him "nawh g my fat ass brother milluki showed me it i liked what that shorty said so i just said it" i just tch'd

then once we got back to the tables cooking i felt a gaze on me and i couldn't believe the shit i was seeing "AYO BRUH BRUH AYO AYO AYE BRUH PULL YO PANTS UP" THERE WAS SOME MOFO PISSING RIGHT INFRONT OF US HIS ASS CHEEKS WERE CRUSTY AS FUCK. but then he turns around and its that fat fuck tonpa "...hey guys" he says shyly "aye bruh thought you died g" he just tch'd and walked away like what the fuck his attitude for

we finished cooking the pigs then we head to some musty ass mountain "aye bruh we really gotta jump down" said some extra "no we gotta get saiki to yeet us up and down, NO SHIT FUCKING SHERLOCK WE HAVE TO JUMP DOWN" i yelled then we all jumped got the eggs but then that crusty ass tonpa stripped except for his brown underwear it was mixed with white... OH SHIT YO HE HASNT EVEN WASHED EM THATS WHY THEY ARE BROWN i thought to myself gasping "aye bruh i will skin you alive coat you with pudding and leave you out here and the bugs can lick you off" i said then he started crying and faded away again idek where he going but as long as that ugly mofo aint here idc