tonpa x reader 😏

coochieman

so we got off of the aircraft and went to trick tower "aye bruh i think we gotta climb down" said an extra "bitch you bout dumb as fuck theres obviously a door or something" so i walked around and fell somewhere, i look around and see the gang "hey babygirl" then i turn around and see that roach tonpa himself "i wasn't lying when i said i will skin you alive" he just faded away again "that mofo weird" said the femboy blondie

we went to some empty room with a platform in the middle, then someone came out and wanted to fight out of no fucking where the roach himself appears and says he will fight he waddled his fat shit filled pants self over there and then that mf forfeited "mofo you betta fade away again before i throw yo musty stank cheese smellin roach ahh down there" then he faded away again crying so then a couple more people fought then jack frost was holding this mofos heart "AYO YOU GOOD" i yelled and he just said he came from a family from assassins so it got me thinking pin head larry did say that was his brother i should ask what his last name is "aye jack frost whats your last name" "who wants to know?" "me jackass" i said to the brat "its zoldyck" i about lost my shit "SO THAT MOFO WITH THE BRAIN PIERCINGS WAS ILLUMI" jack frost looked at me baffled and scared asf at the same time "w-what do you mean that was illumi" he asked almost pissing himself "that dumb bitch with the brain piercings he tried killing me or whateva like a few years ago but i yeeted his scrawny ass away he never came back though" "ight as long as you dont like him we good bruh"

then lay oreo went to gamble if this person was a man or a woman and ofc this tall lanky ass mf said a man just for some coochie "ONCE YOU GET YOUR LANKY ASS OVER HERE IM BEATING THE FUCK OUTTA YOU BRUH IGHT" i yelled "he da coochieman" said the jack frost lookin mofo i yeeted both the kids up because they dont need to be seeing that shit

after coochieman got back i started beating the shit out of him and started speaking bulgarian cause this mofo really got me pissed at this point "ight im done now get your lanky ass up we gotta go" then we went to some musty ass room for 50 hours or whateva 🧍‍♀️