tonpa x reader 😏

bus ride 😏

so we saw people holding hands inna circle and chanting, they were also wearing cloaks "ight what kinda trickery is this??" then then they part away i see that one mf from killing stalking or whatever crawling in the middle like what the fuck?? this short mofo came up to me and took down the hood and it was the one and only tonpa! "so this is out secret society and we want you to join, right now we are sacrificing people😏" "umm what the FUCK no i dont wanna joing and neither do hisoka and illumi so we will be leaving now" but the yoonbum looking mofo calls out "WAIT HELP ME" then i see 21 savage put a cloth over his mouth what the fuck am i witnessing??

so me hisoka and illumi still standing here just like what the fuck🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️ then this clown had to start saying some dumb shit "lord have mercy im ab to BUST" what the fawk? "yo keep that shit to yourself" so the yoonbum mf is struggling and theres still a group of people w hoods on and they start taking them off one by one

"YO THATS THOSE MOFOS FROM AOT" we see jean and levi daddyman. "yo what the fuck are you guys here foe" jean and mr daddyman look at me "uh honestly dont know why we here anyways wanna see me turn into a titan" "YO NOOO" jean bites his hand and this was the least expected... he turns into a human looking giant but has a horse mask on he started neighing really loud and did cartwheels until we couldn't see him like what the fuck? "thats horseface for you🙄" said daddyman

then the rest of the hooded people introduced themselves "hey im biden" "hey im sixnine" "hey im ms frizzle and these are my students" then we see some short mfs "hey im mike pence" "and hey we're bubbleguppies" yo these mofos was floating w tails??? then this fucking bus appeared those mofos pushed me hisoka and illumi on and everyone else got on "YO WHAT THE FUCK" "seatbelts everyone!!" said ms frizzle "oh please let this be a normal field trip" "with the frizz NO WAY" we heard these mofos talk then some weird on music came on talking ab cruising down main st and the bus was dancing?? "yo what the fuck is this" me hisoka and illumi said at the same time

then the bus finally stopped we see a shining bright light then this man gets on the bus with some ancient clothing "hey yall im god""HUHH"