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I don't like your mustache

'Ryan doesn't like Shane mustache.'

Ryan squinted throwing peculiar glare at Shane, "What?" Shane ask. "You grew.. uh.." "Yeah, I grew mustache since I'm sick of shaving." "O-okay."

Ryan moving back to his PC, it felt strange to see Shane with mustache on top covering his thin lips. This big head suddenly and without anyone realise break into the office with those thick mustache on his face after take two week off with confidence and proudly go around Buzzfeed station and shout "I'M BACK BABIES!!".

"Are you somehow in disguise so you can kill me anytime then gone like serial killer right? beause i'm sure you are." Ryan still felt something odd and could not deal with himself to accept this kind of whole new situation.

!SHANE MADEJ WITH GODDAMN THICC MUSTACHE!

"what? No Ryan!" Shane shook his head and giving Ryan a confused drawn in his face. He knew Ryan was liked to jest around, but still... yeah. Ryan starring Shane for couple seconds before he comeback with his video editor application.

10 minutes, 20 minutes become 2 hours and Ryan still can not sat his ass in peace next to Shane who now getting new habit, busy playing with mustache while zoning out.

"Arg! Fuck! gotta go to toilet!" Ryan cursing as he walking to the bathroom and leaving Shane there. Shane just take a glance at Ryan then like nothing happened he focus to his work again, Yep it's just Ryan being Ryan.

In fact, Ryan go to the toilet because he wanted to avoiding Shane. 

HE HATE SHANE MUSTACHE TO THE DEATH.

"Oh God! now i have to deal with his mustache?!" Ryan muttering while staring himself in the mirror.

"how can I kiss Shane romanticaly after confessing with that mustache?!" Ryan being himself with his incredible expectations. Yes all this whole time Ryan keep his feeling from Shane who had no idea about it, at least that is what Ryan Thought.

Shane Madej such a stupid jerk with all his sceptical way of thinking and his spontant jokes. But Ryan, fall in love with Shane as he realise how affectionate Shane is with his way to protect Ryan and comfort him with logical reason everytime he get scared. Shane even giving free hug if he need to and let him overslept on his thigh and since then sleep together with Shane when they run the investigation location felt not the same also make Ryan's heart beating not okay that's makes him want to shout out loud 'Fuck you Shane, I SCRATCH BOTH MY KNEE BCS I FELL FOR YOU!'

Ryan massaged his temple. "I never kiss someone with mustache before, but it's must be fucking coarse uugh! Gross.." He shut his eyelid thight. Ryan never have been date with a man until Shane out of nowhere randomly jumping in to his life and flip everything as simple as flipping palm of hand. Now Ryan pray to God that Shane would change his mind from keeping that mustache on his face, as long as Ryan had known Shane, Shane will not buying everyone shit moreover listened to them, except his stubborn self, only God and his miracle who can change statement in his big head.

Ryan walking straight to his seat without even want to take a look at Shane who will totally distract both his mind and soul with his new mustache of course. "Are you having stomach problem? You got in there like 30 minutes." Shane throw a joke but Ryan with his attitude take a long sigh 'Damn Shane! Don't make me look at you!'

"Then how long usually take people to take dump?" "uhm, let me think..." Again Shane playing with his mustache as he pose like he is thinking. Even Ryan eyes are stay focusing on PC but the tails of his eyes still catching Shane figure, Ryan can't hold himself anymore.