[Jonathan]
Dashing through the snow
To get to Ogre Street
Dio poisoned dad
And now he wants my money
Shit he killed him- how?
What am I doing now?
HE'S BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE OH NO
Into the statue now
Oooooh
Jingle bells
Dio smells
Star Platinum's a mockeryyyy
Can't understand
It's the same stand
Kono Dio da
WRY
Jingle Bells
Dio smells
Star Platinum's a mockeryyyy
Can't understand
It's the same stand
Kono Dio da
[Giorno]
Jojo died on a boat
In 1889
Dio was there too
But he is fine
He stole his brother's body
He got to have a son
But I am a Joestar
And not a Brando cunt
Oooooh
Jingle bells
Dio smells
Star Platinum's a mockeryyyy
Can't understand
It's the same stand
Kono Dio da
WRY
Jingle Bells
Dio smells
Star Platinum's a mockeryyyy
Can't understand
It's the same stand
Kono Dio da
[Joseph]
And then I was born
When century 20 starts
Because it wasn't canon
I don't have a star birthmark
My dad once had a stand
In a crappy light novel
But no one really cares anyway
Because it's not canon
Oooooh
Jingle bells
Dio smells
Star Platinum's a mockeryyyy
Can't understand
It's the same stand
Kono Dio da
WRY
Jingle Bells
Dio smells
Star Platinum's a mockeryyyy
Can't understand
It's the same stand
Kono Dio da
[Josuke]
Joseph had a bastard
And Josuke is my name
A Pink Floyd song's my stand
Araki's favorite to date
I busted David Bowie
He liked to blow stuff up
And masturbate to hands and say
KILLER QUEEN BITES THE DUST
Oooooh
Jingle bells
Dio smells
Star Platinum's a mockeryyyy
Can't understand
It's the same stand
Kono Dio da
WRY
Jingle Bells
Dio smells
Star Platinum's a mockeryyyy
Can't understand
It's the same stand
Kono Dio da
[Jotaro]
After Joseph was me
The baddest of them all
People say my stand
Is just the world ripped off
But to those who say I'm bad
Or a boring character
I'll stop time and ORA your ass
Into the next chapter
Oooooh
Jingle bells
Dio smells
Star Platinum IS NOT a mockery
Can't understand
ITS NOT THE SAME STAND
Kono Dio da
wry
Jingle bells
Dio smells
Star Platinum IS NOT a mockery
Can't understand
ITS NOT THE SAME STAND
Kono Dio da
[Jolyne]
My dad is a deadbeat
He loves fish more that me
He'd rather study starfish
Than come home on holiday
I'm the only Joestar left
To get an anime
We'll start off with a homicide
Then you'll see me masturbate
Oooooh
Jingle bells
Dio smells
Star Platinum's a mockeryyyy
Can't understand
It's the same stand
Kono Dio da
WRY
Jingle Bells
Dio smells
Star Platinum's a mockeryyyy
Can't understand
It's the same stand
Kono Dio da
[Jonathan]
And now our song is done
[Giorno]
We've gone through everyone
[Joseph]
No these two don't count
[Josuke]
They're not the same universe
[Jotaro]
But with that being said
[Jolyne]
We have something to say
[All]
We hope you have the most bizarre Joestar holiday
Oooooh
Jingle bells
Dio smells
Star Platinum's a mockeryyyy
Can't understand
It's the same stand
Kono Dio da
WRY
Jingle Bells
Dio smells
Star Platinum's a mockeryyyy
Can't understand
It's the same stand
Kono Dio da
You can find the original video on YouTube if you search up "Joestar Christmas Song" and it should be there
I don't take credit for the lyrics :)
