𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐤𝐲𝐮𝐮 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬

𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗼𝗺: 𝗴𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗽𝗰𝗵𝗮𝘁

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[oya oya groupchat]
[includes tsukishima, akaashi, kuroo, and bokuto]

bokuto
HYE HEY HEY

kuroo
HEYOOOOO

[tsukishima has left the groupchat]
[akaashi has muted the groupchat]

bokuto
:(

kuroo
BROO YOU WANNA HEAR A STORY

bokuto
OKAY OKAY

[akaashi has unmuted the groupchat]
[akaashi has added tsukishima back into the groupchat]

akaashi
if i have to deal with this
ur dealing wit it too.

tsukishima
i didn't sign up for this

akaashi
shut up
and stay here with me

tsukishima
k

bokuto
HEY UR HERE
KUROO NOW TELL THE STORY

kuroo
OKAY OKAY
so i was

tsukishima
bitch
type in sentences

kuroo
respect ur senpais tsukishima :(

bokuto
yeah tsukki :((

tsukishima
don't call me that
akaashi where the hell are u

akaashi
right here??

bokuto
OK KUROO CONTNIR ON

kuroo
as i was saying

tsukishima
shut up

kuroo
AS I WAS SAYING
i went to take a shit

akaashi
bye

kuroo
and the toilet wouldn't flush
so it raised up

tsukishima
bye

kuroo
and my shit was floating

bokuto
WHAT
HEWDIOSHKLA
HOW

[tsukishima has left the groupchat]
[akaashi left the groupchat]

kuroo
ugh party poopers :(

bokuto
ikr :((

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