Shattered Reality

Chapter 1

Pain. Unimaginable pain, worse than anything he's ever felt! Worse than being smacked by a moon-sized meteor, even worse than being forced to never eat ramen again.

Hindi man magandang sabihin ang huli ngunit ganon talaga.

"Arrrghhh!"He couldn't hear anything else over his own wails of pain, ngunit nararamdaman niyang hindi lang siya ang nakakaramdam ng ganong sakit dahil nakakarinig siya ng matinding ungol ng kapwa nahihirapan...

"Kurama?"

"Took you long enough." At andun si Kurama sobrang lalim ng hinuhugot na hininga, laying on the ground lazily. His breath almost instantly evened out and he sat up with an annoyed look on his maw.

"Ughh...Ano ba ang mali?" Inilibot niya ang kanyang paningin ngunit wala siyang ibang makita kung hindi ang walang hanganan na puti. Walang hanggang puti hangang sa kung saan aabot ang paningin nito. Even the ground was white, making it seem as if they were floating. It made Naruto want to hide in Kurama's tails just to get some semblance of darkness. Naisipan niyang isarado na lang ang kanyang mga paningin at hindi na lang mumulat pa. It was tempting.

Binatukan ni Karuma si Naruto dahil sa ginawa nitong karantaduhan "You did the Jutsu with me outside the seal! You tried to Hiraishin to a seal marker in Kaguya's dimension with someone as magnificent, massive, and powerful as me! Do you know how much energy that would take?" sigaw pa nito sa kawawang nilalang na nakayuko na lang.

Surely it wasn't that bad "Not that much... right?"

"More than enough to easily blow the continent to smithereens!" If they teleported a few miles then it would not have been a problem at all... But the distance between dimensions is something entirely different.

Nagtaas na ng tangin si Naruto at biglang na mutla "Hehe ...Oops?"

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Kurama pulled his tail back and smacked Naruto upside his head "...This is your fault you stupid flesh bag!"

Naruto's eye twitched in annoyance as he pointed up accusingly at Kurama "Kasalanan mo din kaya, akala mo naman wala kang ginawa! !" sigaw nito pabalik ngunit huli na ng napagtanto nito ang kanyang sinabi.

Tinignan siya nito ng masama, kung hindi ako namatay kanina siguro ngayon si Karuma na ang magiging dahilan ng aking pagkamatay.

Cause of death: death glare of Karuma

"It was YOUR genius idea! Now we are stuck in this place you imbecile!" He is really starting to regret helping Naruto learn the Hiraishin.

"How was I supposed to know it would do that you overgrown hairball!?"

"What was that you hairless monkey?!"

Naruto and Kurama began to glare at each other but as Kurama was going to make another snarky comment a sudden head jerk from Naruto stopped him from saying anything further. Lifting his head Kurama's massive ears perked up as he followed Naruto's gaze. A very large portal formed not one-hundred feet in-front of them, pulsing with a strange power.

"Ito na ata ang daan palabas? Ngunit parang ayaw kong pumasok.. That was seriously painful."

Kurama, not tearing his gaze away from the ripple found himself humming in agreement. He may be made of chakra but he still felt pain. "Hmm... Yes, it might painful but it might be the only way out of this place." Smirking Kurama looked towards Naruto.

"Might as well get this over with." Quickly lashing out a tail, Kurama picked Naruto up and shot off into the air with speed deceiving of his size.

"Gah!- Are you crazy?!" He could tell exactly what Kurama was planning- he wanted nothing to do with it!

"This is the only way out, so shut up and deal with it!" Kurama gleefully yelled, dive-bombing into the portal with Naruto spewing profanities the entire way.

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Hindi makapaniwala ang ginoo. An entire mountain-sized ramen bowl made by every person in the Elemental Nations, even the Bijuu! Naruto rubbed his hands together in anticipation of this divine prize before him. Sakanya lahat ng ito, SAKANYA LANG!!

This was it. He was gonna do it and nobody could stop him! He began to strip all of his clothes until he was only in his favorite toad print boxers.

For whatever reason Naruto giggled perversely, "Gehehehe... Cannonball!"

So close! He flipped in the air so he was diving straight for the heavenly soup, mouth open wide.

Unfortunately, it just wasn't meant to be.

"Wake up! Naruto!.."

Biglang napamulat si Naruto sa kanyang mala'divine' dream "Urgh.."

Sinara niya ulit ang kanyang mga mata, ngunit sadyang sobrang kulit ni Karuma ay napamulat ulit ito, it's a shape reminiscent of a fox. "Dammit... Kurama! Is that you?"

"About time. I almost resorted to showing you pictures of a naked Gai."

Now THAT woke him up. The very thought made him want to puke.

"Blegh- Please anything but that!" He was cursing that damn fox for putting such images in his head. Narinig niya na lang ay ang malakas na tawa ni Karuma

Shaking any haziness away Naruto slightly sat up and surveyed the area they seemed to have landed.