The Merc With The Mouth [Bnha x fem!Deadpool reader] (Discontinued)

Chapter 3

Deadpool is the one of the marvel characters that knows he isn't real which gives his a big advantage when dealing with other characters in the Marvel Universe.

This one's short and in Izuku's pov

Izuku's Pov

I was told to head to the store for some late night grocery shopping. I was halfway done When I heard yelling. "Hey! Midori!" I jumped at the sudden outburst. I looked over to where the voice came from only to see a frantically waving L/n.

I shook a bit remembering what she told me earlier. She didn't really seem like she really cared about people knowing who she really was. She also doesn't seem like to type of person to kill other people. She just seem energetic and outgoing.

I hesitated walking towards her while she waved and jumped around. Once I finally got up to her I noticed her attire. Checker pants, an over sized red shirt that said merc with a mouth, crocs, and of course her mask.

I checked her shopping basket to see the  usual things you'd see when at the grocery store. She really doesn't seem like the type of person kill others. She may talk to herself a lot but everyone does it and she also has a weird way of pulling others in. "Okay I need you're help." She stated.

"W-with what?" I was hesitant about asking. "I need you're help with getting something from the top shelf. I suggested pushing the shelf down but Logan told me not to or i'll get band." She said with an annoyed expression. "Anyway, will you help me?" "Ummm sure." I answered. "Awesome now if I just-" Her words were mumbled as she climbed onto my back and up to my shoulders. "Perfect!" L/n cheered.

I blushed from embarrassment as people stared at us. "So, how's school?" She began. "Make any friends? I hope so." She asked as she looked over some products. She acts like a mom. "U-um yeah, two actually." I answered not trying to make the situation awkward.

"Oh who?" She asked looking down at me. "Tenya Iida and Ochaco Uraraka." "Iida! The male Karen yeah, he seems nice when he's not telling people what's wrong or right. Oh and Uraraka, she's really nice and adorable. Yeah hope their being good to you cinnamon roll you seem great." She went back to what she was doing.

From what I've noticed at school, she's made a some friends as well, I wouldn't be surprised if not everyone was her friend. She's also gotten cozy around Kacchan as well. "L/n-" "Dp, Y/n, N/n merc with the mouth, or captain delicious pants." She interrupted. "I'm sorry?" I said confused. "You can call me any of those things." She said.

"Oh, well y/n. I was wondering why you're a mercenary. You don't seem like the type of person who'd kill people." I asked quietly. "Why do some heros become heros? For money. I'm hired to take don't bad guy in exchange I get money and rid the people of criminals such as sex traffic and drug dealers who think their the top dog. Just because I'm a mercenary doesn't mean I don't fight for what's right. I was once taken to prison for shooting some people who abused a child. GOT IT!" She fell off my back the stood back up.

"Thank Midori, you were a real help." She pasted my shoulder and walked back to her basket. "See you at school tomorrow! Bye Midori!" She yelled as she rolled away. She has a very energetic and wild personality. I wonder what her quirk is.

"Wait, I can just ask her. She should be still at the store." I walked out of the aisle  to see her talking to the cashier who looked concerned but started to laugh a little. She's the only one there so maybe I could purchase my things to.

Cashier's Pov

I have no idea what she's talking about but this is funny as hell.

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Izuku's Pov

"Hey y/n!" I yelled as I ran to catch up with her. "For someone who just found out yesterday that I was Deadpool you sure do really want to be around me. Anyways, what do you need?"

"I just wanted to know what your quirk is that's all." I answered. "Well isn't it obvious. Healing factor of course. Now if you don't mind me asking-" She paused for a few seconds using this time to wrap her arm around and poke my chest.

"What's your quirk?"

I froze not having anything to say. "From what I've seen on my long walks on the beach you were talking to All Might as well as training with him. I couldn't hear everything 'yes you could' but I did hear the words eat this hair and that it'll kick in in a few hours. In the entrance exam I heard you scream one of All Might's punches. Buuut it could just be a coinkydink and I could be just jumping to conclusion. It's getting late see you tomorrow!!!" Y/n waved as she skipped away. I continued to stand frozen in place. 'That was close'