The Merc With The Mouth [Bnha x fem!Deadpool reader] (Discontinued)

Chapter 4

(While trying to think of another chapter I found an image on my phone and thought, this will make a good chapter...........maybe.)
Deadpool has a Personal Teleporters and a Holographic Devices. He also has had over 15 lovers.

As Y/n strolled down the sidewalk on her way to school mumbling was heard from a near by ally she was passing. Almost walking past it fully she looked down it. *gasp* A beautiful black and gray figure stood right in front of me. The knockoff version of my costume of course without the pouches and the cooler design of course.

"Hey!" She waved her hands frantically as she approached him and another man who didn't really spike her interest. He had shaggy damp dusty brown hair, yellow eyes, and tattered clothing. "Huh? Who the hell are you? I thought you said thus area would be empty around this time. Scram!" The brown haired male spat.

"Hey, hey, hey don't worry I'm not here to judge what you guys may have been doing on your alone time. But don't worry I'm only here to check out something, and by something I mean someone, and by someone I mean you." Y/n said pointing to the black and gray male.

"What me?! What do you want with me?" The male asked. '*gasp* he's just like me!' Y/n eyes sparkled. "Y/n calm down." "How could she not I mean look at him." "Now what do you want with me?" The male asked while Y/n circled him. "Oh nothing, nothing, just trying to scope out the competition. You seem to not have any pouches, you ever think about getting pouches?"

Y/n held onto his waist. "Ohh, some silk great for your slender waist." "That tickles! QUIT IT!" The man spat.

"You're a UA student aren't you." (For now in the author will be calling the random male by r/m) "Yes sir or ma'am I don't judge. I love it." Y/n responded with a thumbs up. "You're goal is to become a hero right?' He asked.

"Not really, but I do try to fight for what's right-" Y/n was cut off with a knife to the stomach. "Sorry kid, we don't want wannabe heros ratting us out." R/m mumbled removing his hand from the knife.

"Well that was unexpected." With one swift motion y/n removed the pocket knife, Stabbed his throat and kicked him to the ground. "And so was that. Now I have to go to school, I'm already an hour and a half late. And the whole ordeal only took 5 minutes. LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE YOU GORGEOUS BASTARD YOU MADE ME LATE. And to commemorate our new found friendship." Y/n wrapped her arm around his shoulder.

"You are on my friends list along side Spidy, Wolverine, Dopinder, Colossus, Negasonic, Domino, Yukio, Cabel, and Weasel. I'd take a picture but I'm already late. Anyways later." Y/n waved goodbye before skipping off to school.

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"You're 2 hours and 15 minutes late! Where have you been?" Aizawa asked with an intimidating glare. "Traffic." Y/n responded nervously. "Not my problem." He spat. "I don't remember blaming you- annnnnyway I'll be taking my seat now." Y/n skipped to her seat.

Y/n's Pov

"You missed one of our training regiments. What exactly made you late?" My favorite goth bird asked. "Well, I might have continuously called my friends on the phone and bing watched (f/s). Slepted in, took a long shower, got dressed, polished my swords and guns, skipped to my friends place until I remembered where I was suppose to be, met a beautiful stranger in an alleyway, got stabbed, had to change, and after realizing I was an hour and a half late I stole a moped, and went to the store and bought some snacks because I skipped breakfast. My moped got stolen so I had to walk, a dog attacked me, and then I got hit by a car. They then drove me here and gave some money to not tell anyone about it. Enough about me how was you're day?" I asked with both hands on my face while kicking my legs.