FOD Extra 4: Honeymoon on Beastman Planet

Chapter 2

Translator: Callis
Editor: Kara
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Zhao Xuan originally wanted to control the airship to avoid the time-space whirlpool, but it was a civilian aircraft, far inferior in performance to armored aircraft and warships. Finally, it inevitably collided with the whirlpool. Fortunately, the two men had high levels of spiritual energy, and just in time, their spiritual energy wrapped around the airship. Under the impact of the whirlpool, the ship retreated and safely landed on the Beastman Planet. 

“Bad luck.” Zhou Yun Sheng walked around the abandoned airship, shaking his head and sighing.

“Can you fix it?” Zhao Xuan wasn’t dismayed though. Wherever his lover was, his home was. It didn’t matter if he could return to the Empire or not, as long as his lover was safe.

“No, this planet doesn’t have the metal I need.” Zhou Yun Sheng knew the Beastman Planet very thoroughly, including its creatures, mineral resources, topography, and landforms.

He dialed 008 on his earlobe and sent a series of distress signals to the Imperial Army. 

“Go, let’s check the situation first. I’ve notified the Military Department, so they can rescue us, but I haven’t received a reply yet.” His tone was calm, but his heart was slightly uneasy.

Under the impact of such a violent cosmic explosion, it was reasonable to expect that the Beastman planet would have been devastated. But now, looking at the lush primeval forests and sparkling lakes, there was no trace of debris from asteroids after the impact.

It was too calm, unusually calm.

Zhao Xuan nodded, took the metamorphosis pill from the space ring, and swallowed it.

It was too late for Zhou Yun Sheng to stop him. The man, who had been tall and handsome a second ago, grew rapidly, limbs stretching out and elongating. He became a lion with a mane around his neck and his vocal cords degenerated. Except for a deafening roar, he couldn't communicate with people.

Zhou Yun Sheng laughed furiously. Walking forward, he gave the man a good beating, panting as he punched and kicked. “Is there anything besides sperm in your fucking head? The situation isn’t clear, yet you can’t wait to become a lion. How can I communicate with you? You don’t have hands or feet, do you find it convenient? How are you so stupid?”

His lover’s fist on top of his head was like scratching to him, it was rather comfortable. Zhao Xuan narrowed his eyes with a pleased expression. His huge body laid on the ground, revealing his belly in a submissive gesture. When his lover tired out, he stretched out and licked his white wrist. At the end of his nose, there came a pleasant hum.

Zhou Yun Sheng put all of his strength into his kick, and then held his forehead and sighed helplessly. “Forget it, it’s good that you changed your form. It won’t be suspicious. Go look around to see if there are any natives.” 

Zhao Xuan roared in response. Not only did he not get up, he also hugged his lover’s ankles with his huge forepaws, flipped him over, grabbed his clothes with his teeth, and tore them to shreds. His large tongue ran up and down his jade white skin, making a slurping sound.

Zhou Yun Sheng was smeared with saliva, struggling and failing several times to get up. He had to kick hard at the soft space between his hips and scolded, “Stupid, can you grow a brain? Is it time to get mixed up right now?”